Hi, i'm a 13-year-old Kraut girl

[Iti oj]

Then I'll steal some other goodies.....

Staff here are so dumb....they never figure out I'm the one pilfering their larder!

erh...hm?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Geschweige denn.

 

[DawudTalut]

Peace be on you. Welcome.
(Additional: You are cordially invited to Ahmadiyya Muslim Annual Convention in Germany 5-7 June, jalsasalana.de)

 

[DawudTalut]

Hello, my name is Selina, i'm 13 years old and live in Munich, Germany. I'm here, because i had strange visions that people here in G. laugh about, when i tell and that make me think i'm dedicated to create a new religion. As the prophet doesn't count in the own country, and because Americans are much more tolerant, or, say it that way, not that awfull sceptic as in G., i decided to sign up here. By the way, it's also a good way to better my english. So please tell me, if my grammatik or my use of words isn't correct.
Bye
Selina

1=Peace be on you.
2= Welcome.
3=Additional: You are cordially invited to Ahmadiyya Muslim Annual Convention in Germany 5-7 June, jalsasalana.de
4=

Hello, my name is Selina, i'm 13 years old and live in Munich, Germany. I'm here, because i had strange visions that people here in G. laugh about, when i tell and that make me think i'm dedicated to create a new religion. As the prophet doesn't count in the own country, and because Americans are much more tolerant, or, say it that way, not that awfull sceptic as in G., i decided to sign up here. By the way, it's also a good way to better my english. So please tell me, if my grammatik or my use of words isn't correct.

As a non-expert, I am presenting some red coloured suggested corrections:

Hello, my name is Selina, I'm 13 years old and live in Munich, Germany. I'm here, because I have strange visions, about which, people here in Germany laugh, when i tell them and that makes me think i'm dedicated to create a new religion. As the prophet doesn't count in his own country and because Americans are much more tolerant, or, say it that way, not that awful sceptic as in G., i decided to sign up here. By the way, it's also a good way to better my english. So please tell me, if my grammer or my use of words is not correct.

Hope you do not mind.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Welcome aboard

Don't worry about English. I'm an Arab and I managed to learn it

Just keep practicing and give it some time

 

[viole]

Hello, my name is Selina, i'm 13 years old and live in Munich, Germany. I'm here, because i had strange visions that people here in G. laugh about, when i tell and that make me think i'm dedicated to create a new religion. As the prophet doesn't count in the own country, and because Americans are much more tolerant, or, say it that way, not that awfull sceptic as in G., i decided to sign up here. By the way, it's also a good way to better my english. So please tell me, if my grammatik or my use of words isn't correct.
Bye
Selina

Ich hab' kein Wort verstanden.

Just kidding, welcome

Ciao

- viole

 

[Revoltingest]

Komputerboxen nicht fur fingerpoken und fistenpounden sind!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ich hab' kein Wort verstanden.
Just kidding, welcome
Ciao
- viole

What did you say?
That makes no sense.
It sounds like you're trying to clain that my uranium drives a solar pie.

 

[Revoltingest]

erh...hm?

Yes, that's very special.
Now, you just sit in this corner, be quiet, & try not to drool on the floor.

 

[Selinagirl]

Yes, that's very special.
Now, you just sit in this corner, be quiet, & try not to drool on the floor.

 

[Selinagirl]

1=Peace be on you.
2= Welcome.
3=Additional: You are cordially invited to Ahmadiyya Muslim Annual Convention in Germany 5-7 June, jalsasalana.de
4=

As a non-expert, I am presenting some red coloured suggested corrections:

Hello, my name is Selina, I'm 13 years old and live in Munich, Germany. I'm here, because I have strange visions, about which, people here in Germany laugh, when i tell them and that makes me think i'm dedicated to create a new religion. As the prophet doesn't count in his own country and because Americans are much more tolerant, or, say it that way, not that awful sceptic as in G., i decided to sign up here. By the way, it's also a good way to better my english. So please tell me, if my grammer or my use of words is not correct.

Hope you do not mind.

Thank you for the invitation. Where is the convention?

 

[`mud]

There's a lot German being spoken here,
and some spiels from ole Rev,
and I barely speak English !
~
Anyway...good on you !
~
'mud

 

[Smart_Guy]

Welcome aboard

Oh by the way, I meant velkomen aboarden by that

(tries to sound German)

 

[Selinagirl]

Oh by the way, I meant velkomen aboarden by that

(tries to sound German)

Smart Guy, this is swedish, not german .

 

[Glaurung]

Bonjour!

 

[Kirran]

Come on SG! Shocked at your lack of knowledge of Germanic languages!

Except English. As we've discussed, your English is crazy good yo.

 

[Paranoid Android]

Thank you for the invitation. Where is the convention?

Yes, that is a good question.

 

[DawudTalut]

Thank you for the invitation. Where is the convention?

Peace be on you.
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[Smart_Guy]

Okay guys, now we have another SG (SelinaGirl). Don't confuse us

Smart Guy, this is swedish, not german .

Really?
I made that up

Come on SG! Shocked at your lack of knowledge of Germanic languages!
Except English. As we've discussed, your English is crazy good yo.

Yo yo, homie, what's digging?
(Dunno what that means )

Wait, do you mean me by SG?

 

[psychoslice]

What the hell is 13 year old girl doing here. you should be out enjoying you life, Na, only joking, yea so welcome.