Isn't that in Russia?
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How Bad Are Your Social Skills.
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Isn't that in Russia?
Oh boy. So, I casually whistle sometimes. I’m pretty good at it. I watched a lot of looney tunes and merry melodies as a kid. A lot of songs that were on there are classics like Blue Danube and some of Beethoven’s work.
Unfortunately a relatively common song would be Dixie, and I had no idea what it was. So occasionally in public when I was younger and more naive (by this I mean my 20’s) I would be whistling Dixie, purely innocently. I really hope it never led to anyone’s discomfort or offense, I didn’t know any better until later.
Unfortunately a relatively common song would be Dixie, and I had no idea what it was. So occasionally in public when I was younger and more naive (by this I mean my 20’s) I would be whistling Dixie, purely innocently. I really hope it never led to anyone’s discomfort or offense, I didn’t know any better until later.
Several times I've mistaken young looking 30 year old women for being teenagers, and asked them how high school was going. I'd heard that a family member in a family was going to Harvard, and asked her mom how she (the mom) liked Harvard. The opposite is true too. I've mistaken 14-years-olds with younger siblings as being the mom. There is something about women and their age that these eyes misinterpret. The lesson is to say nothing at all, ya dufus.
This is what it was:
I've seen women ask other women when they're due.
When the questionee isn't pregnant, this is particularly awkward.
I remember a little ditty that some kids would sing about diarrhea.
Walkin' down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea!
Take it like a man
And wipe it with your hand
Diarrhea!
But I didn't realize that there were so many verses to that song I hadn't heard before:
Diarrhea Song - Baby Rhymes
When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea
You’re getting in a state
cos’ you’ve left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It’s not very funny
but it’s very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas
diarrhea diarrhea
when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease
diarrhea diarrhea
when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When you wake up early in the mournin’
Your spinchter starts explodin’
That’s diarrhea! diarrhea!
if you’re sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea
when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea
When your exploding into the bowl
and there’s nothing left on the roll
oh ****..
diarrhea!
diarrhea!
When you’re runnin’ down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you see your classmate Steve
And his pudding makes you heave
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I can get away with such stuff in my own thread.
I don't remember but probably a few of the guys were chatting (bragging) at some later time and I heard what they were saying.
Yuppers. Been there, done that too. Yer just tryin' to be friendly.
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PoetPhilosopher
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Today I was using these really cheap tissues to blow my nose with. They felt like dryer sheets. I had to double check and make sure they were really tissues, which they were. It may not lack social skills, but it may be awkward that I thought it was mostly likely I made some mistake and wasn't using tissues.
I never address women's appearance.
That is a minefield surrounded by vipers & punji sticks.
I've put my foot in it quite by accident. One time we were doing a walking penance at temple, and as an organiser, it was my duty to inform everyone how many laps most of us were doing, and that it was optional. One lady thought that meant I said she was fat, and she tore a strip off me. Ya can't win.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Not by most definitions, but she wasn't slim either. Maybe carrying 30 more pounds than she could have. Definitely insecure about it. She didn't talk to me for a year or so. She's a friend.
My sister is quite obese. She's had gastric bypass, and it helped some, but she's still very overweight. Luckily, she's also thick skinned.
My oldest son runs up to her when he was about 10 or so. He's always been a bit underweight. "Hey! Hey! I need you to tell me how to get fat!" He was very urgent... She stopped for a second, and said "Potato chips and ramen noodles did it for me! Good luck to you!"
My oldest son runs up to her when he was about 10 or so. He's always been a bit underweight. "Hey! Hey! I need you to tell me how to get fat!" He was very urgent... She stopped for a second, and said "Potato chips and ramen noodles did it for me! Good luck to you!"