You must be amazingly flexible.I could
But I dont.
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You must be amazingly flexible.I could
But I dont.
Flexible truth it is then.haha
Try "liar".
How enlightened are you?
If you can live without caffeine,
Does being "Woke" count?
Well, let's see...
Crap. Knocked out early. I guess I'd better have a cup of coffee to console myself in my unenlightened ways.
Switch to Green Tea - not too sure if it has caffeine but probly less-than-coffee.
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Feel bad?
I strive for unlightenment!
I thought it was just one of those anti-fatigue squishy mats.Welcome to the darkness. You're standing on my toes.....
How enlightened are you?
If you can live without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him or her,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, colour, religion, gender preference, or politics,
Then you have reached the same level of enlightenment as your dog.
The way to Enlightenment is sex, cannibalism and football. Start with Unmeditation and Unbreathing.