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How many _____ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Post your favorites here.

A recent one I heard was....
Question: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: That's not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
How many politicians does it take...to screw in a light bulb?
One...to be notified by a lobbyist.
Another to write the bill....
several others to argue the cost...
several more to rewrite the bill...

Oh gee...looks like we'll be in the dark for a while!
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but they have to be very small to fit.
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
How many (residents of unpopular place) does it take to change a light bulb?

None! (Unpopular place) looks better in the dark!
 
dust1n

dust1n

Zindīq
monta said:
Q. How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb

A. None, babies lack the neurological capabilities and fine motor skills
Click to expand...

I don't get it.. why would it take no babies then?

Shouldn't it be 'an infinite amount' of babies if babies just cannot change lightbulb?
 
Tiapan

Tiapan

Grumpy Old Man
How many _____ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You would have to be pretty small or have a large robust light globe.

Cheers
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb? They are too busy blaming the liberals for the lights being out to replace any light bulb.
 
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Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, hippies screw in hot tubs.


How many Ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4, one to screw it in and 3 to "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up"".
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
How many cats does it take to screw in a lite bulb?

Apparently 2....
how-many-cats-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-big.jpg
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
A quick variance.....How many light bulbs to keep the lights on?
Too many.

The ninjas keep knocking them out.

Thief is ninja!
hehehehehehehe
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
100,000 responses in 15 seconds:

How many people from a specific region does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A finite number. One to screw in the bulb, and the remainder to behave in a manner stereotypically associated with the aforementioned region!
 
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