How Stoopid Are You?

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'll show you who fixes what around here...come here...let me show you hows these claws work

Bears are cute, but kind of Stoopid - they have all this weight and bite pressure, but a cat or wolverine scratches them on the little nosey wosey, and they're ready to go to the vet and ask to get fixed.

If I'm talking a bit too fast for you here, I can repeat it.

 

[Revoltingest]

fixed

After your last pickanick basket inspection,
all the haggis & bacon were gone when I
came to the pickanick table to get it.
I wonder what happened to it all?

 

[Wu Wei]

After your last pickanick basket inspection,
all the haggis & bacon were gone when I
came to the pickanick table to get it.
I wonder what happened to it all?

you should have checked the dumpsters

 

[Revoltingest]

you should have checked the dumpsters

I did.
You were making withdrawals....not deposits.

 

[Wu Wei]

I did.
You were making withdrawals....not deposits.

Haggis..... never touch the stuff..... did one though....and it was absolutely disgusting

 

[Revoltingest]

Haggis..... never touch the stuff..... did one though....and it was absolutely disgusting

Hah!
Now you're hooked.
But have you ever eaten snails?

 

[Wu Wei]

Hah!
Now you're hooked.
But have you ever eaten snails?

Nope, never have never will...... eaten all sorts of weird Chinese stuff...but never snails...

 

[Revoltingest]

Nope, never have never will...... eaten all sorts of weird Chinese stuff...but never snails...

Some of that weir Chinese stuff is much worse than snails.
Despite my being a food fussing sissy, even I tried snails.
They need a strong tasting sauce though...lots'o garlic.

 

[Wu Wei]

Some of that weir Chinese stuff is much worse than snails.
Despite my being a food fussing sissy, even I tried snails.
They need a strong tasting sauce though...lots'o garlic.

Lung, pig intestine, blood tofu, parts of a chicken that were never meant to be eaten, cow cartilage, squid, octopus, jellyfish...they tried to get me to eat sparrows on a stick and assorted other nasty things in Beijing....but I would not eat them and NO snails... also did not go for the pineapple, octopus pizza in pizza hut in Beijing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Lung, pig intestine, blood tofu, parts of a chicken that were never meant to be eaten, cow cartilage, squid, octopus, jellyfish...they tried to get me to eat sparrows on a stick and assorted other nasty things in Beijing....but I would not eat them and NO snails... also did not go for the pineapple, octopus pizza in pizza hut in Beijing.

Would you eat them on a boat?
What if it were in a moat?

 

[Wu Wei]

Would you eat them on a boat?
What if it were in a moat?

Don't start that again Rev-I-Am

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't start that again Rev-I-Am

Dull bear!

 

[Wu Wei]

Dull bear!

Sleepy bear....nighty night

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I'm so stoopid I keep responding to @Revoltingest's inane threads.