How to keep you busy, smiling.

[Viker]

I totally borrowed this from someone else.





See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won’t work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat





Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top…enjoy.

 

[Rival]

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top…enjoy.

I did this bit first

 

[Viker]

I did this bit first

Cheater!

 

[Unveiled Artist]

I totally borrowed this from someone else.





See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won’t work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat





Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top…enjoy.

That's messed up

 

[Viker]

That's messed up

Did you at least smile...a little?

 

[We Never Know]

I totally borrowed this from someone else.





See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won’t work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat





Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top…enjoy.

Well I must not be a moron because it didn't take me 40 seconds to read it

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I totally borrowed this from someone else.





See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won’t work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat





Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top…enjoy.

Hah! I read it in 20 seconds. So I'm only HALF a moron.

 

[SigurdReginson]

I did this bit first

Me too, but to be fair this isn't the first time I've seen this joke, so I had a little bit of a leg up.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I read both parts in under 40 seconds. Does that make me a fast moron?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Hah! I read it in 20 seconds. So I'm only HALF a moron.

Is that supposed to be a good thing?

 

[Viker]

I read both parts in under 40 seconds. Does that make me a fast moron?

You're not an average moron.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You're not an average moron.

Haaahhhahhahaha. No I'm not.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Is it weird that I make funny faces, weird noises and go into character when I post a silly response?

 

[Viker]

Is it weird that I make funny faces, weird noises and go into character when I post a silly response?

Yes. But so do I.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Yes. But so do I.

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Wow! You go a couple of steps more than I do. You have costumes.

 

[Viker]

Wow! You go a couple of steps more than I do. You have costumes.

I have to keep up appearances. Or I won't be able to creep out girls from Kansas and their little dogs.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I have to keep up appearances. Or I won't be able to creep out girls from Kansas and their little dogs.

Those Kansas girls. So sheltered. Always wanting to go home. And their little dogs too.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I have to keep up appearances. Or I won't be able to creep out girls from Kansas and their little dogs.

You play Pink Floyd when you are wearing all that?

 

[Viker]

You play Pink Floyd when you are wearing all that?

No, man. I play Kansas. Or something from Ozzy's Blizzard of Oz.
Pink Floyd is for when I'm trying to impress prog rock posers.

 

[Jeremiah Ames]

I totally borrowed this from someone else.





See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won’t work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat





Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top…enjoy.

Thanks a bunch