How to outmatch God in a physical fight

[JustGeorge]

My cat defeats me.

I believe that.

 

[ChristineM]

My cat defeats me.

There is a reason they were once considered to be gods.

 

[RestlessSoul]

Get God to complete an inventory of every atom, parts of atoms, etc. in the universe - and handwriting only allowed.

Schrodinger’s equation should cover that. It took me a few minutes because I had to look it up and write it out, but God could probably do it in an instant

 

[Nakosis]

My cat defeats me.

In a universe I created, cats would defeat everyone.

 

[JustGeorge]

In a universe I created, cats would defeat everyone.

That's about how it goes. We've got a dog that's over 100lbs that wouldn't dare cross a kitty.

 

[Secret Chief]

There is a reason they were once considered to be gods.

Woe betide any visitor who sits in his chair (which used to be mine). No-one can endure the Moonbear death stare.

 

[MikeF]

IMO

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

Since the other side is unable to show, I win in a f0rfeit.

 

[John53]

That's about how it goes. We've got a dog that's over 100lbs that wouldn't dare cross a kitty.

I've got a 4.4kg mutt (about 9lb) that is a terror to every cat in the neighbourhood. They don't dare come near her yard.

 

[ChristineM]

Woe betide any visitor who sits in his chair (which used to be mine). No-one can endure the Moonbear death stare.

Yup, we have 5 so imagine that stare multiplied.

You can tell they are thinking "you have to wleep sometime"

 

[JustGeorge]

I've got a 4.4kg mutt (about 9lb) that is a terror to every cat in the neighbourhood. They don't dare come near her yard.

Some feel the smaller the scarier.

 

[ChristineM]

Some feel the smaller the scarier.

We used to have a pomeranian that killed an alsatian.

It got stuck in its throat.

 

[JustGeorge]

We used to have a pomeranian that killed an alsatian.

It got stuck in its throat.

Poor dog.

 

[John53]

We used to have a pomeranian that killed an alsatian.

It got stuck in its throat.

Sounds like the poodle that went to a rottweiler party.

 

[VoidCat]

I heard Ares could be beat with a jar.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

With the Olympian gods, just take their ambrosia away and they'll probably die.

 

[Secret Chief]

This is a featured thread? No wonder new memberships are falling...

 

[ChristineM]

Poor dog.

2 poor dogs.

 

[ChristineM]

Sounds like the poodle that went to a rottweiler party.

The little ball of fluff had no fear (except for abject fear of horses for some reason)

An Alsatian passed the garden. The pom went into full growl mode. The alsation jumped the fence, the pom attacked it. The alsation picked the pom up and the little ******* attacked its throat and wouldn't let go.

 

[JustGeorge]

This is a featured thread? No wonder new memberships are falling...

Don't forget, this was all inspired by one of your threads!

 

[Erebus]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

If you fight against the pantheistic interpretation of God then literally anything you punch counts as punching God.

Boulders, soil, birds, toddlers... whatever you fancy punching really.