I'd have to have a peek into Jacob's diary.
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How to outmatch God in a physical fight
- Thread starter JustGeorge
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That doesn't sound like a real promising fight...
Erebus
Well-Known Member
You may never win but you can never lose either. You're a part of God too.
If you break your hand punching a boulder then congratulations! You just broke God's hand. That'll show em.
Don't tell him that, there'll be no living with him.
There already wasn't...
I thought this was a joke thread and was readying some humor.
This thread is what happens when people get too caught up in extremist politics, Covid, monkeypox, heat waves, drought, inflation, airlines that can't deliver baggage, airports limiting traffic, religious extremism, dysfunctional corporations & governments, species extinctions, climate change, war and whatever I left out.
It's not??? Oops.
In that case i think I'd use the bit of krav maga i know and finish off with some pilatise.
stvdv
Veteran Member
How to outmatch God in a physical fight
Better don't kill God
As God is in your Heart
You might die in the proces
Trouble is, you don't really know if you're not them (one of your own gods). Suppose two goddesses (and one might be you) want to have a little fun, and one dares to other to temporarily erase their memory and temporarily live a mortal life under difficult or unfair conditions. Now suppose its you (a goddess) who takes the dare, blanks your own memory; and are living a mortal life as part of a dare. Now suppose that while you're living out this dare as a mortal mom the other goddess decides to prank you into threatening to fight yourself? Jokes on you, isn't it? So what are you going to do when you get your memory back? Punish yourself?
It’s impossible because every god has his Shakti, and every goddess is Shakti. Even if I were nearly invincible and overthrew Indra and sat on his throne, Shakti would easily destroy me and restore Indra. Then, you would hear a bhajan about an asura called mangalavara.
osgart
Nothing my eye, Something for sure
I'd belly flop on his immaterial existence. Then compare notes on who's got the better truth.
If I win, then I get to recreate reality, if I lose then it's back to cleaning away dust and dirt and looking for something that I don't believe is there. 5200 religions in a vast void which one is it? All fails I go into a rope a dope.
If I win, then I get to recreate reality, if I lose then it's back to cleaning away dust and dirt and looking for something that I don't believe is there. 5200 religions in a vast void which one is it? All fails I go into a rope a dope.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I don't have an answer really, but this does remind me of a book I've heard about, from the Eragon series. There is this really powerful villian in the book, with no way anyone can possibly defeat it, that rules over the world, and occasionally causes bad things to happen due to not intervening, being negligent, etc. So anyway, since the main character has no way of defeating the villian by strength, he casts an empathy spell on the villain, causing the villian to experience such empathy for a brief moment that they feel shamed over anything that has ever happened under their rule and their watch.
That would be really useful for a few of the more tyrant like Gods.
Cast out of my life the god-of-this-world through the name of Jesus.
I suppose by just standing there and smiling.
If you really are a goddess who is temporarily living a mortal life and who is beng punked by a goddess buddy, then I am almost certainly a pawn in the scheme but not knowingly. Even now knowledge of your true situation must be hidden (from me), and I speak only of hypothetical situations not ones that I am aware of. Hypothetically you've been punked.