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I am becomming concerned about one of our members.......

michel

Administrator Emeritus
Staff member
*keep this quiet everyone*

Has anyone noticed that Jeffrey has lately developed a distinct nervous twitch?


(if anyone knows of a cure to the deadly RF Twitch, please let one of the mods know ASAP.)
 

Booko

Deviled Hen
michel said:
*keep this quiet everyone*

Has anyone noticed that Jeffrey has lately developed a distinct nervous twitch?


(if anyone knows of a cure to the deadly RF Twitch, please let one of the mods know ASAP.)

I recommend a good massage. :D
 

CaptainXeroid

Following Christ
I recommend jumping in a fun car, a NewBeetle perhaps :cool:, opening the windows and the moonroof, or putting the top down...VW does make a convertible:D, and driving through the beautiful Kentucky countryside. Enjoying the serenity of a scenic drive will relax the muscles and cure that twitch in no time.:highfive:
 

jeffrey

†ßig Dog†
A new beetle? I'm 6'3", 400 LBS. You would be cutting me out if I ever got into one! Just the thought! ;) ;) ;)
 

Green Gaia

Veteran Member
Compeletly off topic: I want a new Beetle! A cute little yellow one. Glen, do they have a hybrid Beetle out yet?
 

CaptainXeroid

Following Christ
Amy - No hybrid NewBeetle yet, but VW had a Jetta with a prototype system, and they do have a turbodiesel that gets 40+ mpg.:) When the US changes the standards to low sulfur diesel, we could see more diesel options that significantly raise our overall MPG.


Jeffrey...I wouldn't wedge you in the back seat:D, but up front, there's plenty of room. I've met several NewBeetle owners who are bigger and taller, so I think you'd be right at home.


Anyway....about that nervous twitch...I find myself turning the radio off as I drive around. I just breathe in the fresh Atlanta air and listen to the engine sing its song. Very relaxing and you can do that in any car of your choosing.:cool:
 

Green Gaia

Veteran Member
CaptainXeroid said:
Amy - No hybrid NewBeetle yet, but VW had a Jetta with a prototype system, and they do have a turbodiesel that gets 40+ mpg.:) When the US changes the standards to low sulfur diesel, we could see more diesel options that significantly raise our overall MPG.

Ah, good. Maybe by then I'll be ready to buy and be able to afford one!
 

michel

Administrator Emeritus
Staff member
CaptainXeroid said:
Amy - No hybrid NewBeetle yet, but VW had a Jetta with a prototype system, and they do have a turbodiesel that gets 40+ mpg.:) When the US changes the standards to low sulfur diesel, we could see more diesel options that significantly raise our overall MPG.


Jeffrey...I wouldn't wedge you in the back seat:D, but up front, there's plenty of room. I've met several NewBeetle owners who are bigger and taller, so I think you'd be right at home.


Anyway....about that nervous twitch...I find myself turning the radio off as I drive around. I just breathe in the fresh Atlanta air and listen to the engine sing its song. Very relaxing and you can do that in any car of your choosing.:cool:

Again, off topic; a friend of mine had a beetle (would have been about a 1960's model); I found the dash 'In your face'; presumably, from all the pro VW fans out there, the design must be much better........
 

Booko

Deviled Hen
Draka said:
I believe this is the official cure as deemed by the A.M.A. = :slap:

I was waiting for Feathers to show up and administer her unique cure... :tuna:
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Booko said:
I recommend a good massage. :D

A massage! HEY Everyone, I think I'm developing an RF twitch! Yeah, that's it! I'm sure of it! *fakes twitch* I need a massage! Lots of massages! 10 or 20 massages! Who's headed to Colorado?
 

jeffrey

†ßig Dog†
Maize said:
Yep. I thought about a red one with black dots, but that's been done. So maybe a yellow one with white flower petals would be original. :D
When I was in highschool, I bought a brand new yellow Vega for around $2,400 off the showroom floor... No flowers or dots, just glow in the dark yellow..
 

jeffrey

†ßig Dog†
Sunstone said:
A massage! HEY Everyone, I think I'm developing an RF twitch! Yeah, that's it! I'm sure of it! *fakes twitch* I need a massage! Lots of massages! 10 or 20 massages! Who's headed to Colorado?
My aunt Nubby lives there! She's like 95, smells of onions, has a gas problem, is missing 3 fingers from frost bite,...Hence the name Nubby. Shall I send her over?
 

CaptainXeroid

Following Christ
jeffrey said:
My aunt Nubby lives there! She's like 95, smells of onions, has a gas problem, is missing 3 fingers from frost bite,...Hence the name Nubby. Shall I send her over?
Thanks to this lovely thought, now I am developing a twitch.:banghead3

Perhaps an RF group hug would be a cure all. :hugkiss:
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
jeffrey said:
My aunt Nubby lives there! She's like 95, smells of onions, has a gas problem, is missing 3 fingers from frost bite,...Hence the name Nubby. Shall I send her over?

Ask me next month: I feel a growing desperation. Would your Aunt Nubby object to being sprayed with Lysol?

The reason I feel a growing desperation is because I haven't had a massage in two years. The last time was after my friends Don, Becky, and I built a deck for a massage therapist. She was so happy with it that she gave each of us a free massage. So, we're now thinking of going back to build her a gazebo even though she hasn't actually asked for one.
 

jeffrey

†ßig Dog†
Phil, I don't think she'll object to being sprayed with Lysol. A few years back, being a nice, sunny day, I picked her up, set her outside in the grass. Set her on top of an ant hill. Oops. Couple hours later I went outside to check on her, she was covered with red ants. So I got the ant spray and sprayed her a goodin. Got some in one of her eyes, but the other eye's still ok.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
jeffrey said:
Phil, I don't think she'll object to being sprayed with Lysol. A few years back, being a nice, sunny day, I picked her up, set her outside in the grass. Set her on top of an ant hill. Oops. Couple hours later I went outside to check on her, she was covered with red ants. So I got the ant spray and sprayed her a goodin. Got some in one of her eyes, but the other eye's still ok.

Your thoughtfulness in spraying her with ant poison is touching, Jeff. Lots of people would have just hosed her off, and she might have caught a chill from that. Does she appreciate you?
 
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