I am... not a total and complete idiot?

[Feathers in Hair]

Here I was, writing my standard title of 'I am a complete and total idiot' (well, standard for whenever I realize I've done something non-brilliant) but then I remembered my pledge to try to be nicer to myself.

I hadn't asked my mom when the phone would be cut off, assuming that she'd already called and that it would be within a few days or hours. Then I finally checked with her, and she said she hadn't planned to call until the end of the week! (This is where I'm yelling at myself, because I could've been spending this time with everyone here!)

So, yay! More posting until I'm cut off at the end of the week!

 

[Rex]

hehe! You know your nominated for member of the month don't you?

Glad to have you back.

 

[martha]

Hang in there little Feathers. If you do have to go away for awhile, you know we will all be thinking of you, and awaiting your joyus return! It won't be the same without you.
PM me, maybe I can help. Don't be shy little luv. Tell Auntie Martha. Your smile is too precious to lose.
God bless you, luv.

Joyfully,
Martha

 

[robtex]

Well your post count is way down now!! This is an emergency. You need to triple your post count for today - through the end of the week not only to make up for lost time but to accomodate further technological restrictions......

 

[SoulTYPE]

Now I am happy.

 

[Scuba Pete]

We would NEVER intimate that those feathers were in your head and not in your hair!

Glad that you are back... and maybe you could make that paypal account "happen".

 

[HelpMe]

happy to hear.

 

[Sunstone]

O Feathered one! Do you despair that you have not yet achieved the golden goal of becoming one with complete and total idiothood? Despair not! The prize of complete and total idiothood can be obtained by those willing to work assiduously for it. I can teach you how to become a complete and total idiot in just sixteen ez steps. These are the fabled steps of the masters. Now their secrets can be yours. Interested? Merely send check or money order for $29.95 payable to "Trusty Uncle Sunstone" today! You will recieve by return mail a booklet entitled, The Way of the Idiot: Your guide to the sixteen steps of the master fools. Act now! Complete and total foolishness can be yours!

 

[No*s]

I don't think anyone is complaining .

 

[kreeden]

No . You are not a total and complete idiot . However , if you want lessons I'm very reasonible ...

Just hope that you find a way to visit as often as possible Feathers .

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Hmm.... I'm getting offers of lessons from both Kreeden and TVOR, neither of whom I trust to guide me in the ways of complete idiot-hood. (I'm not convinced they have 'achieved' that, themselves.) And No*s, when did you become Lex Luthor? (You're away for a few days, and everything changes, I tells ya...)

 

[Scuba Pete]

Dear sweet FeathersinHair...

If thou wouldst walk the path of the Village Idiot, then simply follow my cue. Verily, verily I say to thee that niether couldst hold a candle to me as I swim too fast. Niether are they as clever in their folly. Nay, tis only I, the humble and ruggedly handsome NetDoc, wherefore is able to lead thee on the path ever giggling.

 

[Lightkeeper]

Maybe you could write "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Forum Etiquette." You are a forum etiquette pro. Maybe the things we knock in ourselves are our best traits. Hope you can keep on posting daily. We need you here.