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I am omnipresent and omnipotent, like God.
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lostwanderingsoul
Well-Known Member
there is no need to post anything here because you already know it all
dust1n
Zindīq
Sure, but not every one here knows this, and I know for certainty the way to let RF members know that I am now omnipresent and omnipotent is by posting it on RF.
Augustus
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dust1n
Zindīq
Do you know the word omniscient?
I do, but the fact that I'm both everywhere and can do everything is more important than the fact that I know everything.
Yerda
Veteran Member
Thanks for the update.
dust1n
Zindīq
You're welcome.
So... you intended to post this in the jokes forum, right?
dust1n
Zindīq
Absolutely not. I maintain that I know as much and can do as much as God.
Funny that I haven't seen you around, then.
dust1n
Zindīq
I know right. I mean, I'm obviously everywhere at all times, and yet there are millions of people who don't believe me. I really see where God is coming from now-a-days.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Get out of my bedroom you creep!
dust1n
Zindīq
Get out of my bedroom you creep!
I can't. I mean, I can, but if I did than I wouldn't be everywhere. But if I wasn't able to, than I wouldn't be able to anything. I know some ways around this, but I can't use them, I mean, I can, but if I did I would conflict with free will, so I can't do that. So hard to explain this to humans.
Hmm, so the answer is no.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
But if you can't, then you are not omnipotent. Or, I could cast the spell of ignore, and kick you out of my bedroom myself.
dust1n
Zindīq
I can, but I choose not, because if I did, I couldn't everywhere. And I have to maintain being everywhere, doing anything, and knowing everything, including being able to not maintain these things.
If it seems confusing, just remember that when knowing everything and doing everything is not something that someone who doesn't know everything and can do everything everything, can understand. Once you know everything and go do everything, you no longer have to worry about having to do things that make any sense to humans.
Hey, whoa, whoa. No spells allowed, obviously.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Well said.
dust1n
Zindīq
Thanks, I don't understand why these people want these answers that will never make sense to them, but I'm happy to give them.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
if you're really in the giving 'mood'......
I got some outstanding debts that need some ......liquidation....
dust1n
Zindīq
I know all, can do all, and am everywhere, but I'm not all-loving unfortunately, and I owe that same guy money, so I can't resolve your debt.