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savagewind

savagewind

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Premium Member
I am going to tell you the secret of my sight. I'm pretty sure I can see things in the Bible that other people can't see. I play freecell daily. Like people smoke cigaretts for a break I play the computer game freecell. I was real happy when I learned I can play it again and agian and again until I can win it. The computer can undo each game for playing it again a different way each time. There might be games that can't be won but not many.

The game is won by arranging the cards to free some. There are four holding cells. The purpose is to arrange the cards in order in the four keeping cells. Freecell exercises the part of the mind that must find alternatives.

Scripture is like that. I think freecell is why I can do it and you can't. You means whoever can't. And of course if you won't you can't too.
 
Viker

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred wh,,,
I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.

~Motorhead, Orgasmatron
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
hmmmmmm....a twist in the scheme of thread?

I am Thief.
I steal the plea of ignorance from my fellow man.
I do so even as he is watching every stroke of my hand.

As we stand before heaven they shall ask....
Who told you such things?!.....and why did you not believe him?!
 
S

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
I am Smart Guy
The only guy
Who is... erm, Smart
Um, with capital S of course

I am lonely
Very lonely

I wanna change my job
With another job (duh!)

I wanna go swimming
I'm hungry
I want a party dress
.
.
:confused:

Am I drunk?
Or am I not drunk?
Oh yes, I'm neither, I'm Smart Guy :D

(free poetry)
 
savagewind

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Smart_Guy said:
I am Smart Guy
The only guy
Who is... erm, Smart
Um, with capital S of course

I am lonely
Very lonely

I wanna change my job
With another job (duh!)

I wanna go swimming
I'm hungry
I want a party dress
.
.
:confused:

Am I drunk?
Or am I not drunk?
Oh yes, I'm neither, I'm Smart Guy :D

(free poetry)
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You want a party dress? Of course in another language dress is a verb and applies to getting dressed. Here it is worn only by women mostly. A dress is a skirt attached to a top. I want to send a picture but I don't kbnow how. I use Google. If you can search 'dress images'. Haha

You will not attract ladies wearing one.
 
savagewind

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
That was weird. Party dress! I heard her. Has anyone here been to The Oscars?

I am going to go to play with my buttons of which some of them might have come off a party dress.
 
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