I Cannot In Good Conscience Talk With You...

[Sunstone]

I'm afraid I've recently discovered my religion prohibits me from in good conscience listening to anyone who is not a trampolinist unless they get a note from a trampoline bouncing woman that states they have her permission to discuss important matters with me.

If anyone has questions about this new policy of mine please contact my personal customer service department at 1-800-SUNSTONE'S-A-LUNATIC.

 

[michel]

I have been trying, but the line has been busy.............:drool:

 

[Todd]

Does my wife on a trampoline count? DOH, I guess I need to direct that question to the customer service department too, but like Mich, I'm having problems getting through. I think you need to hire an extra set of trampoline customer service operators .

 

[Quagmire]

It's just as well. I've always found it hard to see eye-to-eye with anyone on a trampoline.

 

[lunamoth]

Did someone say Luna-tic? :areyoucra

 

[Comprehend]

I got note from a trampoline woman but I can't read a darn word of it, looks like chicken scratch.

You will have to take my word for it.

 

[MaddLlama]

I need help, I can't find the apostrophe button on my telephone!

 

[Quagmire]

I need help, I can't find the apostrophe button on my telephone!

Just say "apostrophe" into the reciever. That's what I do and it works everytime.