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I don't like Satan

Eddi

Eddi

Christianity
Premium Member
I don't like Satan

Actually no, I hate him!

Because this what he did to me:

He sent one of his agents into my brain when I was in a vulnerable and open condition

This agent told me reality is a computer simulation and that he was the God of the computer simulation

He made me spread disinformation - it is not true that reality is a computer simulation and this view leads people from God. It most certainly lead me away from God.

He intruded on me, he lied to me, he made a fool out of me. He is therefore my enemy.

I know that my version of Simulation Theory was not at all influential but "every little helps", as they say

Satan is therefore my enemy

Another reason why he is my enemy is because he is the enemy of my God

But the thing is, Satan is rather stupid

Because by over-coming him I have become much, much stronger and much, much closer to God

He has made a powerful enemy :D
 
paarsurrey

paarsurrey

Veteran Member
I don't like Satan

Then don't follow him and the Hellenist Paul who was the Deviant and seed of Anti-Christ, it transpires, please. Right?

Regards
 
Kenny

Kenny

Face to face with my Father
Premium Member
Eddi said:
I don't like Satan

Actually no, I hate him!

Because this what he did to me:

He sent one of his agents into my brain when I was in a vulnerable and open condition

This agent told me reality is a computer simulation and that he was the God of the computer simulation

He made me spread disinformation - it is not true that reality is a computer simulation and this view leads people from God. It most certainly lead me away from God.

He intruded on me, he lied to me, he made a fool out of me. He is therefore my enemy.

I know that my version of Simulation Theory was not at all influential but "every little helps", as they say

Satan is therefore my enemy

Another reason why he is my enemy is because he is the enemy of my God

But the thing is, Satan is rather stupid

Because by over-coming him I have become much, much stronger and much, much closer to God

He has made a powerful enemy :D
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Wonderfull... now on the attack!

Luke 10:19 Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you. (by the power of the Name of Jesus!)

2 Cor 10: The truth is that, although of course we lead normal human lives, the battle we are fighting is on the spiritual level. The very weapons we use are not those of human warfare but powerful in God’s warfare for the destruction of the enemy’s strongholds. Our battle is to bring down every deceptive fantasy and every imposing defence that men erect against the true knowledge of God. We even fight to capture every thought until it acknowledges the authority of Christ.

Capture those thought that don't line up with God's word! :) Punish Satan and the thoughts. :)
 
dybmh

dybmh

ויהי מבדיל בין מים למים
Satan, imv, most often influences from the heart. Guard the heart, passions, and satanic impulses can be contained/neutralized if they ever bubble up.

Also stay hydrated. :)
 
syo

syo

Well-Known Member
Eddi said:
I don't like Satan

Actually no, I hate him!

Because this what he did to me:

He sent one of his agents into my brain when I was in a vulnerable and open condition

This agent told me reality is a computer simulation and that he was the God of the computer simulation

He made me spread disinformation - it is not true that reality is a computer simulation and this view leads people from God. It most certainly lead me away from God.

He intruded on me, he lied to me, he made a fool out of me. He is therefore my enemy.

I know that my version of Simulation Theory was not at all influential but "every little helps", as they say

Satan is therefore my enemy

Another reason why he is my enemy is because he is the enemy of my God

But the thing is, Satan is rather stupid

Because by over-coming him I have become much, much stronger and much, much closer to God

He has made a powerful enemy :D
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Isn't he great? :)
Satan helped me too. :)
 
Exaltist Ethan

Exaltist Ethan

Bridging the Gap Between Believers and Skeptics
You didn't even believe in Satan as a Projectionist, so why and how could he influence you to that religion? :shrug:
 
Eddi

Eddi

Christianity
Premium Member
Exaltist Ethan said:
You didn't even believe in Satan as a Projectionist, so why and how could he influence you to that religion? :shrug:
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Because he influenced me indirectly, through the spirit he sent to haunt me

I did not recognise that spirit as being Satanic

It told me it was the "Super-Brain" of "The Simulation" and foolishly I believed it
 
Eddi

Eddi

Christianity
Premium Member
Exaltist Ethan said:
Or more likely it is your schizophrenic brain playing tricks with you. Yeah, that makes more sense.
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I could bicker with you about this but I'm not going to........

If you want to write it off as that being the case then fine, I don't really care, doesn't matter to me......

The thing is, I prayed for deliverance and I received deliverance

That fits the spiritual warfare narrative better than it does the schizophrenia narrative
 
Exaltist Ethan

Exaltist Ethan

Bridging the Gap Between Believers and Skeptics
Oh Eddi.

If you experience inspiration and strength from Jesus's story, that is more important than where the Projectionist ideas came from. I have no doubt that the pastor who talked to you helped you out of a particular situation. I don't want to make enemies with you, but I do want you to understand where I'm coming from too. No matter what religion you believe in, or where that religion comes from, I will always respect you. It's not every day that I get something I actually want through the mail anyways. I still have your postcard on my door, next to the letters my two closest friends have wrote me. :)
 
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