Today I've become a Christian Vegan anti-gun social justice warrior against bacon!
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I Had An Epiphany Today
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sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
You touch my bacon and we'll be havin more than words, bub.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
Sooo...you're pulling the plug on your pork peculiarities...
Thanx, sweetums!Happy April Fools Day to you as well.
Tom
Celebrate. You believe in justice now.
I don't believe it.
I think you just fell asleep at the table, your face landed in a plateful of tofu, and now you're just trying to pass it off in a fashionable way, because you don't want to clean yourself up, and you think it's okay, since it's the first day of the year you can wear white.
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So that basically means you became a Seventh Day Adventist?
Yeah, I know... April Fools on Easter...
Even Jesus needed a joke once in awhile, apparently.
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
There is no truth to those rumors of him and the pig. At least I don't think there is.
Shadow Link
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I almost believed it, until I read "against bacon." We all know your body has a bacon system, and running it too low is bad for your health and your body wont function right without it. You need your bacon like Bender needs his booze.
I had an epiphany once...very painful, it was...
Oh, wait...maybe that was a kidney stone...
Oh, wait...maybe that was a kidney stone...
I was fooled till the bacon bit....THAT is completely nonsensical.
Damn you beat me to the punchline...I almost believed it, until I read "against bacon." We all know your body has a bacon system, and running it too low is bad for your health and your body wont function right without it. You need your bacon like Bender needs his booze.