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Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.