I should have fathered a child....

[gnomon]

I'm too old and decrepit to be working in the yard diggin up stumps. I mean, that's what children when they grow up, around about 12, are for aren't they. To do the heavy lifting. The sad fact is I'm only fifty. But I'm too old for this crap. Should have had a kid. Maybe I could adopt an NFL player to do this crap. Oh well. You reap what you don't sow. Another day older and what do you get...bursars, RA, working for your parents because you didn't have any kids to force into child labor...etc....

This is satire....by the way. Damn shrubs with three foot long roots under the ground .... blachcca;lhakldhkhl;lahsfkha;dlh. And just damn.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I could tell it's satire, mostly because I have a 14 year old and a 12 year old, and I feel like I need to adopt a grumbling 50 year old to come and do the yard work because the kids are too damn lazy.

 

[Twilight Hue]

I'm too old and decrepit to be working in the yard diggin up stumps. I mean, that's what children when they grow up, around about 12, are for aren't they. To do the heavy lifting. The sad fact is I'm only fifty. But I'm too old for this crap. Should have had a kid. Maybe I could adopt an NFL player to do this crap. Oh well. You reap what you don't sow. Another day older and what do you get...bursars, RA, working for your parents because you didn't have any kids to force into child labor...etc....

This is satire....by the way. Damn shrubs with three foot long roots under the ground .... blachcca;lhakldhkhl;lahsfkha;dlh. And just damn.

Get a robot!

 

[gnomon]

I could tell it's satire, mostly because I have a 14 year old and a 12 year old, and I feel like I need to adopt a grumbling 50 year old to come and do the yard work because the kids are too damn lazy.

Supply me with enough Boost and Ensure I might mow your lawn. Or at least sit in a lawn chair and tell you what you need done.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm too old and decrepit to be working in the yard diggin up stumps. I mean, that's what children when they grow up, around about 12, are for aren't they. To do the heavy lifting. The sad fact is I'm only fifty. But I'm too old for this crap. Should have had a kid. Maybe I could adopt an NFL player to do this crap. Oh well. You reap what you don't sow. Another day older and what do you get...bursars, RA, working for your parents because you didn't have any kids to force into child labor...etc....

This is satire....by the way. Damn shrubs with three foot long roots under the ground .... blachcca;lhakldhkhl;lahsfkha;dlh. And just damn.

You may want to purchase a chain with a bush grubber attached. Then you can use a truck to pull shrubs out of the ground. They are heavy steel items, but once you get them properly introduced to the shrub you can yank the shrub out.