I want to become a latex salesman

[mangalavara]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

 

[sun rise]

How does being a Reptilian Humanoid color your view of latex?

 

[The Hammer]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

To want. To desire.

Is to create separateness. Chaos.

 

[Nakosis]

I'd suspect being a latex salesman comes with a fair amount of risk.
What happens if someone uses your product and causes the death of a third individual?
(Because of an latex allergy)
You maybe liable it that it was your product used.

 

[exchemist]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

Afraid not. All I know about that business is that when I was at Shell we supplied a grade of naphthenic process oil oil to the London Rubber Company for them to use as what was called a "rubber extender". I believe it was used to make latex condoms and rubber gloves. Durex was one of their trade marks.

 

[Viker]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

Language and words. Used to communicate thoughts and brain seizures. Words.

 

[mangalavara]

How does being a Reptilian Humanoid color your view of latex?

I see that latex is sometimes used for making reptoid masks for human beings. Frankly, such a thing sickens me.

To want. To desire.

Is to create separateness. Chaos.

Ah. So, the desire to become a latex salesman would lead to separateness and chaos? I think you're right.

I'd suspect being a latex salesman comes with a fair amount of risk.
What happens if someone uses your product and causes the death of a third individual?
(Because of an latex allergy)
You maybe liable it that it was your product used.

I never thought about that. Hmm. I think I'll just become a latex importer only.

 

[Vinayaka]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

I'm allergic to it. If you find a cure, let me know.

 

[Heyo]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

I've used LaTeX - Wikipedia once or twice. Usually I don't write things that need fancy formatting.

 

[mangalavara]

Friendly reminder: This thread is in the jokes section. In reality, I love the education industry. Latex or anything involving sales would make me suicidal.

 

[ChristineM]

I understand the London Rubber company is always looking for sales staff

 

[sun rise]

I understand the London Rubber company is always looking for sales staff

And the best sales staff also perform an educational function.

 

[The Crimson Universe]

Latex eh?
Very kinky. lol

 

[Revoltingest]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

Are you going to work with George Costanza for Vandelay Industries?

 

[Kooky]

Are you going to become a man who sells latex, or a salesman made out of latex?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

Neoprene is worth looking into. I hear Sony is planning another Spiderman movie.

 

[mangalavara]

Are you going to work with George Costanza for Vandelay Industries?

Are you going to become a man who sells latex, or a salesman made out of latex?

Neoprene is worth looking into. I hear Sony is planning another Spiderman movie.

I've changed my mind. What was I thinking, I love the education industry! Anyway, I've applied to a Penske Elementary School. I know I'll get the job because I'm 'Penske material.'

 

[Brickjectivity]

the education industry!

Unlimited crayons!

 

[alex2165]

I get the feeling that the education industry is not my place for after all. So, I have decided that I want to become a latex salesman. I've put a lot of prayer and tears into this decision. Have any of you ever been in the latex industry? Have any advice? Grazie.

[Edit: I am not making fun of another member's OP, by the way. I created mine in good humor.]

Check with George Constanza, he may hiring!