Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
But I can't stand up from my cosey sofa 
so I must be a sit down comedian instead
so I must be a sit down comedian instead 
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I want to become a stand up comedian...
- Thread starter Spirit of Light
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that sounds like a lot of effort to me...But I can't stand up from my cosey sofa
maybe you should try being a laid-down comedian...
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
Even better... i could be the sleeping comedianthat sounds like a lot of effort to me...
But I can't stand up from my cosey sofa
Why not just lie down?
Sorry for the crappy quality.
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
@beenherebeforeagain beat you to it
I know. I was just showing you a famous comedian that actually did it.
The Crimson Universe
Active Member
So there's stand-up comedian, sit-down comedian, sleeping comedian.
Hmm.
How bout pooping comedian?
Hmm.
How bout pooping comedian?
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
Been there done thatSo there's stand-up comedian, sit-down comedian, sleeping comedian.
Hmm.
How bout pooping comedian?
that sounds like a lot of effort to me...
Yeah, make it part of the act. The Couch Potato Comic.
But I can't stand up from my cosey sofa
Dave Allan comes to mind, although he did do standup he preferred working from a chair
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
Hehe i love how people react in this thread
And **** people off? (I don't know why relieving one's bladded is asterisked. That seems a bit extreme)
Kooky
Freedom from Sanity
It would be pretty extreme to relieve oneself in front of a paying audience, I would presume.
But I can't stand up from my cosey sofa
Even better, a whirling comedian.
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
That will lead to a dizzy comedian
That will lead to a dizzy comedian
People will say, 'Seeker of White Light is a unique comedian. In each act, he starts out with a few corny jokes. Then, he puts on a tall cap and starts whirling around in one place. He continues whirling around for 10 or more minutes and chants something in a different language. Finally, he slows down, comes to a stop, and then falls down. From there, he is a lying-on-the-floor comedian for a few minutes. We've never seen anything like it before.' Anyway, you'll do wonderfully in Turkey.
Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
I had an uncle who was a Lazy Boy comedian. All of his funniest musings came from a reclining position. Actually, all of his musings.But I can't stand up from my cosey sofa
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
Sounds like I would have an audience to make a fool of myself in front of
Not that I need an audience to make a fool of my self
Not that I need an audience to make a fool of my self
Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
I could make some naughty sufi jokes....while i do some wirling then doing all my shows in middle eastern countries
then doing all my shows in middle eastern countries