I Will Now Teach You Genesis as If You Were a Caveman

[Yokefellow]

To fully to understand not only the Book of Genesis, but the entire Old and New Testaments, the following basic lesson is crucial. I will try and explain in the most simplistic manner possible using the ‘Kingdom of God Within’ method of interpretation. In other words, I will use human anatomy as a guide. This is the ultimate tool for decrypting everything Scriptural. One can even correct alleged 'errors' and 'contradictions' using this method.

This will be in several parts. Please have patience while I upload the info.

 

[Yokefellow]

On the left, we have Earth, and, on the right, we have God:

The Bible uses the Earth as a type of anthropomorphism, archetype, symbol, euphemism, etc. of our biological mom. The Bible also uses God as a type of anthropomorphism, archetype, symbol, euphemism, etc. of our biological father. It is all about where we came from, how we got here, and where we are going next.

 

[Yokefellow]

A mother of course has a womb. She has also given birth. In Genesis, Earth’s womb is called ‘Eden’. In Exodus, Earth’s womb is referred to as the ‘Wilderness’. Ultimately, Jerusalem becomes the symbol of Earth’s womb.

 

[Yokefellow]

A father of course has a phallus. He has also ‘planted his Seed’ in the fertile Earth. In Genesis, God’s phallus is called ‘The Mountain of God’. In Exodus, God’s Phallus is called ’Mount Sinai’. Ultimately, ‘Mount Zion’ becomes the symbol of God’s phallus.

 

[Yokefellow]

The Garden of Eden is symbolic of the uterus. Inside the uterus are TWO TREES. On the left is the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. On the right is the Tree of Life. We call them Ovary.

 

[Yokefellow]

The ‘Trees’ produce ‘Fruit’ on a monthly basis…

Revelation 22:2 – “In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare twelve manner of fruits, and yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.”

We call that a menstrual cycle. Thus, the ‘Fruit’ are Ovum. Depending on which Ovum a person partakes from (before they are conceived), they will either be born into a corrupt body or a glorified body. We all chose the Forbidden Fruit. That is why we are here.

 

[Yokefellow]

Of course, an Ovum does not produce children unless it is fertilized. We call said fertilized Ovum a ‘Zygote’. The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil was fertilized by the Serpent. For Christians, this would be Satan…

John 8:44 – “Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

Thus, Satan is symbolic of our biological father and our corrupt genetics. The Tree of Life is fertilized by Abraham’s Seed. For Christians, this would be the Slain Lamb who represents Abraham’s Seed, i.e., God’s Seed.

 

[Yokefellow]

The ‘Rivers of Eden’ are symbolic of Seminal Fluid that proceeds from the ‘tip’ of the Mountain of God. It ‘fertilizes’ the Ovary Trees. Note that in Sumerian myths, Enki is the ‘Lord of Semen’. The Tigris and Euphrates rivers represent his Seminal Fluid. We see a similarity in Genesis…

Genesis 2:14 (New International Version) - The name of the third river is the Tigris; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.

 

[Yokefellow]

Something bad happened. The Serpent somehow corrupted the stream that went to one of the Trees…

Ezekiel 28:14 – “Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so: thou wast upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire.”

The Serpent was on the Mountain or Phallus of God. The Stones of Fire are what we now call Nitrogen Bases (i.e., Nucleobases).

 

[Yokefellow]

The Serpent is punished by being reincarnated into Sperm. This is the so called 'talking snake' the ignorant make fun of. He is now ‘Seed’ that is ‘cast out’ of the Phallus…

Ezekiel 28:16 – “By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire.”

The Serpent is placed in the womb of Eve by Adam and is birthed as Cain.

Because most people are not taught the concept of preexistence, they do not understand what Genesis is teaching. Everything you read in Genesis, before the partaking of the Forbidden Fruit, is happening in the Spirit Realm, in what is called the Third Heaven. In fact, there is no physical universe or Earth yet. The so called ‘Big Bang’ had yet to even happen. It is all ‘ethereal’, where you existed before becoming trapped and imprisoned here in the physical, particle, fallen universe.

 

[Yokefellow]

That is good enough for now. If you have any questions or comments, I will try my best to answer them.

 

[Yokefellow]

Once one understands how mountains are often symbolic of the Male Generative Principle, proper exegesis may be obtained.

Observe...

Isaiah 2:2 - "And it shall come to pass in the last days, that the mountain of the LORD’S house shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills; and all nations shall flow unto it."

Obviously, nations will never be able to physically 'flow' to a mountain, much less to the very top of a mountain. That is just silly.

However, in the afterlife, when the Redeemed are ready to be born again into a better body than the one we have now, the above verse makes perfect sense.

We all become 'Seed' again. We flow out of the Phallus Mountain to be reconceived. The New Jerusalem (i.e., womb of the new Mother), descends in a symbolic picture of procreation...

 

[Yokefellow]

Some folks are probably wondering what the point is of all these teachings. Why so cryptic and symbolic? Why is there so much focus on human reproduction? Is God some sort of pervert who is hyper-focused on sex and genitals or something?

Here is what we are dealing with...

Christians believe in something called 'Salvation'. But what is Salvation exactly? Is it some magick trick where God snaps his fingers and presto, everyone becomes an Angel? This is what most folks think. And that is fine if one wishes to stop there.

Some folks, however, need a little more convincing. What are Believers signing up for? What does Salvation entail, exactly? How can the Believer be absolutely certain that the process will work as promised? How will they know if they will be happy with the results? Can they get a refund? What is the Fine Print?

The answers are in the form of euphemism, parables, symbols, etc. using human anatomy as the main teaching aid. The more one knows about the 'Kingdom Within', the more answers one will find.

The lessons in this thread are what can be considered as a 'top down' approach. In other words, beginning from the body as a whole, and focusing into smaller areas on the inside, we ultimately work our way into the tiniest of microcosmic scales. Even to the point where Spirit, Soul and Body are separated. Yes, these things can be quantified, measured, tested, proven, etc.

Because this information has been incredibly censored over millenniums, folks have found various ways to 'encode' the 'secrets' into art, poetry, architecture, etc.

For example, have you ever wondered what the Lake of Fire looks like?

Here is a detailed explanation...

The Lake of Fire is Reincarnation

Christians are told that the God of the Christian Bible either torments and burns the Unsaved for infinity, or completely annihilates them in a place called the Lake of Fire. Critics are quick to point out that this is a glaring contradiction to the 'God of Love' that the Bible advocates... 1...

www.religiousforums.com

Here is a detailed drawing of it...

Do you see the lake?
Do you see the fire burning at the center of it?
Do you see the portal?
Do you see the 'Sides of the Pit' (i.e., Sheol) on the left and right?
Do you see the paths leading to the flask?
What about the twisting serpents on a pole?
Sun? Moon? Stars?

What exactly are you looking at? Do you understand?

 

[Yokefellow]

While the profane laugh and mock, those with eyes to see are granted profound Wisdom.

Who is good at Pattern Recognition?

 

[Yokefellow]

The so called 'Sacred Cow'...

What are the Ears? Seed? The Seed is the Word. The Word goes into the Ear. So simple, a Caveman can understand...

 

[Yokefellow]

Her mouth!

Proverbs 5:3 - "For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:"

Just lol at the euphemisms. She opens her mouth, i.e., the 'Gates of Hell', to receive the Blood of the Dead after they become Fertilizer...

Genesis 4:11 - "And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother’s blood from thy hand;"

Numbers 16:32 - "And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their houses, and all the men that appertained unto Korah, and all their goods."

Fertilizer/SEVENTH ELEMENT/Nitrogen/Nitrogen Bases/Seed/Stone with Seven Eyes/Shmita Seven Year Nitrogen Cycle. The Life is in the Blood. Soul = Genome Sequence...

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Where do babies come from?

The 'Center of the Earth', the Womb, Jerusalem...

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[Yokefellow]

She holds the Forbidden Fruit Zygote in a Golden Cup...

Revelation 17:4 - "And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:"

Yes, the contents are literal! We all partook to be conceived. Mom 'rode the beast'... lol!

Say hello to your father...

See the Scapegoat about to be cast into the Wilderness? So simple, a Caveman can figure it out!

Pro Tip!: Those 'spheres' at the bottom of the Mountain are called 'Outer Darkness'.

 

[Yokefellow]

Pro Tip!: Those 'spheres' at the bottom of the Mountain are called 'Outer Darkness'.

Reincarnated from the 'bottoms of the Mountains'...

Jonah 2:6 - "I went down to the bottoms of the mountains; the earth with her bars was about me for ever: yet hast thou brought up my life from corruption, O LORD my God."

• Mountains = Phallus.
• Bottoms of the Mountains = You Know!

 

[Altfish]

Is this information in The Bible's appendices?

 

[Yokefellow]

Is this information in The Bible's appendices?

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