If I could sleep with one celebrity, it would be........

[Wirey]

Alright, fess up. Who's your dream roll in the hay from the world of celebrities? I'd totally pick Helen Hunt. She needs a nose job and won't get it, and I like real women. Plus, I hear she's a real piece of work, so I wouldn't feel guilty about never calling her.

You?

 

[Revoltingest]

Hillary Clinton


Why, you ask (as you choke your lunch back down)?
Because our tryst would so discredit her that she'd never be elected president.
I'd want general anesthesia before making the ultimate sacrifice for my country.

 

[Wirey]

Hillary Clinton


Why, you ask (as you choke your lunch back down)?
Because our tryst would so discredit her that she'd never be elected president.
I'd want general anesthesia before making the ultimate sacrifice for my country.

She's not good enough for Bill, but she's out of your league!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Hillary Clinton

I've always had a hunch that you were actually a lesbian.

 

[Thruve]

Hillary Clinton


Why, you ask (as you choke your lunch back down)?
Because our tryst would so discredit her that she'd never be elected president.
I'd want general anesthesia before making the ultimate sacrifice for my country.

Wtf dude. U made me spit up my diet mountain dew at work -_-

IN all honesty, I'd easily go for jack sparrows bum. He or the evil cop dude from the walking dead, Shane. Booty up!

 

[Revoltingest]

She's not good enough for Bill, but she's out of your league!

But she wouldn't be afterwards.
Oh, the disgrace!

 

[Estro Felino]

Robbie Williams...or Michael Bublé

 

[Revoltingest]

I've always had a hunch that you were actually a lesbian.

Trapped in a man's body.
(It was once such a nice one too.)

 

[Wirey]

or Michael Bublé

You're aware the rest of us saw that, right? I should have mentioned no talentless hacks.

 

[Revoltingest]

Upon checking, I had no idea that Dawn Wells & Barbara Eden are so old.
Can I go back in time to 1970?

 

[StarryNightshade]

Chris Pratt...before or after Guardians of the Galaxy. :drool:

 

[Triumphant_Loser]

Can I pick two? Yes? Okay... great!

Female: Ariana Grande

Male: Dylan O'Brien.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Can I go back in time to 1970?

If there's anything I can do to make this happen, let me know.


Ba-da-dum, splash.

 

[BSM1]

Marge Simpson. It's the blue hair.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Marge Simpson. It's the blue hair.

But do the carpets match the drapes?

 

[Revoltingest]

But do the carpets match the drapes?

Spoiler: Caution to young viewers!

 

[BSM1]

But do the carpets match the drapes?

I'll get back to you on that. BTW, I probably have a better chance of scoring with Marge then most of the posters so far.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'll get back to you on that. BTW, I probably have a better chance of scoring with Marge then most of the posters so far.

She does seem to go for guys who are bald, fat, and dull.

 

[BSM1]

She does seem to go for guys who are bald, fat, and dull.

Dang! And I thought I really had a shot.

 

[samosasauce]

Jennifer Lawrence.