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If Science were a woman, would it be smart one?

TagliatelliMonster

Veteran Member
The females are different: good, smart ones; and bad, crazy ones. Just like men are different: saints and bad sinners like Adolf Hitler.

Surely, she would be very attractive physically and rich.
But she will never trust you, she will never trust your logic,
she will look up for fun with you. She will use you (if you are lucky enough) but never love you.
She will be slow-minded, she will not accept easily new ideas, even if they are right and logical.
She will be most terrible in character, but very attractive and rich.

Why so? She is an evil goddess. She is the Babylon Babe from the Book of Revelation.



*Achievement unlocked*

You managed to write up an anti-science post while simultaneously incorporating some misogynistic sauce.

Good job.

The next achievement:
Do the same, but also work in a bashing of atheists.
This is a rare achievement. You can put it next to your gold medal from school.
 
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sayak83

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
The females are different: good, smart ones; and bad, crazy ones. Just like men are different: saints and bad sinners like Adolf Hitler.

Surely, she would be very attractive physically and rich.
But she will never trust you, she will never trust your logic,
she will look up for fun with you. She will use you (if you are lucky enough) but never love you.
She will be slow-minded, she will not accept easily new ideas, even if they are right and logical.
She will be most terrible in character, but very attractive and rich.

Why so? She is an evil goddess. She is the Babylon Babe from the Book of Revelation.


Another of your papers got rejected?
 

Native

Free Natural Philosopher & Comparative Mythologist
Surely, she would be very attractive physically and rich.
But she will never trust you, she will never trust your logic,
she will look up for fun with you. She will use you (if you are lucky enough) but never love you.
She will be slow-minded, she will not accept easily new ideas, even if they are right and logical.
She will be most terrible in character, but very attractive and rich.

Why so? She is an evil goddess. She is the Babylon Babe from the Book of Revelation.
How on Earth did you get to this chauvinistic conclusion?
 

blü 2

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Chihuahua is a step up from an evolution standpoint, millions of years of advanced life form right there.
So God must have evolved from an extremely ancient start.

Kingdom: Supernaturales
Phylum: Immateriales
Class: Beings
Order: Divinities
Sub-Order: Gods
Family: Monogods
Genus: Boss Gods
Species: Male Boss Gods
Sub-species: Humaniformes​

So much still to learn!
 

GardenLady

Active Member
The OP reminds me of my brother-in-law, who said that the Billy Joel song "Always a Woman to Me" reminded him of the Catholic church. "She can kill with a smile / she can wound with her eyes / she can ruin your faith with her casual lies..."
 

Spirit of Light

Be who ever you want
Before modern science, any human was lucky to live past the age of 5.
And if you managed to live past the age of 5, you'ld be lucky to live past the age of 30

In short, infant mortality was through the roof and general life expectancy was about 3 times as low as it is today.
That is true
 
So God must have evolved from an extremely ancient start.

Kingdom: Supernaturales
Phylum: Immateriales
Class: Beings
Order: Divinities
Sub-Order: Gods
Family: Monogods
Genus: Boss Gods
Species: Male Boss Gods
Sub-species: Humaniformes​

So much still to learn!
He is Eternal, Immortal and always been, He has life in Himself, He doesn’t change, He’s been the same yesterday, today and forever.
 
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