I'd ask her to give me a 24 page essay, typed, no spaces, on what we should do. Consider it the true Commandments. Outline whether or not abortion, homosexuality, other religions, etc. are morally wrong. I'd grade her too. I bet she'd get about 80-85%.
I would ask him a very straightforward question - "If, in fact, you left a message for us (i.e. the Bible, Quran, etc.) why in the world did you let the morons screw it up so badly?"