If you could be of the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?

[Ori]

I'm not quite sure what I would do, it would certainly be weird.
I wonder how diffirent I would feel emotionally?

It would be fun to find out .

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[Terrywoodenpic]

As a one day 70 year old grandmother probably expire.

Terry
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Amen! Truly I say to you: Gather in my name. I am with you.

 

[ayani]

interesting question! reminds me of "being john malchovik"...

i'm somewhat gender-fluid already, so i do get to experience femininity and masculinity and either/neither often. however, if i had a penis, i think i'd just do stupid stuff like squeeze the head and say "honk, honk! it's a goose!"

 

[anders]

Getting laid, to understand (even) better what women want in that department.

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

write my name in the snow:jam:

Or pee on a tree, anything involving standing and peeing, no squatting. I'd go camping.

i'm somewhat gender-fluid already, so i do get to experience femininity and masculinity and either/neither often. however, if i had a penis, i think i'd just do stupid stuff like squeeze the head and say "honk, honk! it's a goose!"

:biglaugh: I might do that, too.

 

[Cynic]

interesting question! reminds me of "being john malchovik"...

i'm somewhat gender-fluid already, so i do get to experience femininity and masculinity and either/neither often. however, if i had a penis, i think i'd just do stupid stuff like squeeze the head and say "honk, honk! it's a goose!"

I guess I'd do the same with my boobies if I had them. "Boobies!" *squeeze*

 

[michel]

I can't think of much - probably go out in the car and get some guy to change a tyre for me............:biglaugh:

 

[Draka]

Getting laid, to understand (even) better what women want in that department.

As odd as this may sound, I think I agree with that. To have the opportunity to see what sort of things most please a man would be interesting to say the least. I have been told and discovered many things of course...but to feel what it really feels like for a man would really give me an inside to being a better lover. Though I can't say that I have any prospects for that one :biglaugh: . As I don't think of women that way. But perhaps if I was completely male with certain male drives I would. Who knows? ...still, no prospects though .

 

[Valjean]

Apart sitting down to pee, I'd do exactly what I ordinarily do.

 

[ayani]

hmm... i think i'm gonna make the "penis goose" thing my sig. would that be ok, or is it a little too "adult"?

 

[Ori]

hmm... i think i'm gonna make the "penis goose" thing my sig. would that be ok, or is it a little too "adult"?

DO IT! :biglaugh:
Its one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

 

[ayani]

done! :jiggy:

 

[Cynic]

hmm... i think i'm gonna make the "penis goose" thing my sig. would that be ok, or is it a little too "adult"?

Lol, I think you're funny, but I think it's unfitting to be a sig.

 

[ayani]

yeah, i might take it down later. or i might be asked to.

anyway... "honk"

 

[QTpi]

Gracie, your "goose" is really funny in this thread, but do you think it is an appropriate sig if you are posting in the debate section, or especially the forum for discussing individual religions? I think there are some who would be offended.

 

[Katzpur]

I'm not quite sure what I would do, it would certainly be weird.
I wonder how diffirent I would feel emotionally?

It would be fun to find out .

Get a raise in my salary.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Hehee, Katzpur, well put!

Probably wind up feeling even more empathy for guys. I can be pretty clutzy as it is- imagine how bad it would be if I had parts that could be squashed!

 

[Jaymes]

First I'd pee on a tree Then I'd probably lay flat on my stomach and revel in my booblessness. Too bad I wouldn't be able to stay male for a few months so that I could avoid my period...

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

write my name in the snow:jam:

Or pee on a tree, anything involving standing and peeing, no squatting. I'd go camping.

:biglaugh: I might do that, too.

You took my answer!
So many times I've been driving home and thought "Damn, I wish I was a man"!

 

[Bastet]

I remember having this conversation with workmates a few years ago. My answer was something along the lines of "Wank myself blind". Or maybe I'd just go join up with those 'Puppetry of the Penis' guys and do a couple of shows. Nobody would know it was me playing with my willy up on stage, and I'd have something to laugh about for the rest of my life...