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If You'd Written the Bible....
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Phasmid
Mr Invisible
I'd have, "Not to be taken literally" written in the front cover.
sandandfoam
Veteran Member
I would have made sure DON'T PANIC was writ large on the cover. I'd have dropped lots of hints about 42.
Also the main character would drink beer.
Also the main character would drink beer.
Bishadi
Active Member
As these are the words of our fathers, then you as our children must also observe as we did ours; continue the progression of knowledge as your absolute commitment to all of Gods children.
Peace
p/s we created a few words and ideas to convey certain principles, concepts and physical properties; we spoke it over with God, and HE said, 'if I revealith, morith, to you ith, and your children ith ith... then go ahead and create a few more words to Understandith, withith.."
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
My bible would be about a great worm. Did I ever post that story on here?? It's a pretty great story with a very nice moral. I don't have it saved anywhere though... I just re-type it a bit differently each time. It's a great story. You might not like it.
cardero
Citizen Mod
Trick question everyone, if someone claims to write one wise thing then they admit that they wrote it and that it didn't come from GOD.
If I did write a Bible I would remind everyone that these are for "believing purposes only" (no faith required). I would also include a clause that if anyone did want to develop a franchise around my writings and teachings that I (and my future generational family) will receive monetary royalties for anytime someone preaches this material from a pulpit (an oversight I learned from primitive prophets who neglected to forsee this).
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cardero
Citizen Mod
Where would you put in your secret Bible codes then?
cardero
Citizen Mod
Instead of traditionally passing it down to yourself, give it to one of us and we will pass it foward complete with our inspirational re-tellings.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Sometime I'll type it up and post it. It's not too long, but long enough for me to not feel like typing it right now.
Hmm... well, if I had been one of the authors of the Bible, or a story that would later be put into the Bible, I probably wouldn't have said anything about how to view it, as to me one of the beauties of the Bible is that it could be read on multiple levels and with multiple views.
I would probably try to translate some of the ideas from the Tao Te Ching into Biblical format, that is, using stories instead of philosophies and vague ideas to convey words of wisdom.
In fact, why don't I actually do that sometime?
I would probably try to translate some of the ideas from the Tao Te Ching into Biblical format, that is, using stories instead of philosophies and vague ideas to convey words of wisdom.
In fact, why don't I actually do that sometime?
Charity
Let's go racing boys !
I can give you 3 wise things..................The Three Wise Men (Wise guys)
FFH
Veteran Member
1) Repent
2) Love yourself
3) Love others
These revelations are facinating and expound upon Christ's teachings found in standard scripture: The Revelations of Saint Bridget (Birgitta) of Sweden
2) Love yourself
3) Love others
These revelations are facinating and expound upon Christ's teachings found in standard scripture: The Revelations of Saint Bridget (Birgitta) of Sweden
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