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I'm a bad person

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InformedIgnorance

Do you 'know' or believe?
I'm a bad person because sometimes when I am humbly telling people how inferior they are to me, I get irritated that they act as if they were offended. True, it's not as if they had a right to be offended, not when I am merely informing them of the perfect, inviolable Truth, but I think perhaps my irritation is a sign that I need to embrace that Truth all the more, if I did perhaps their offence would merely serve to highlight how inferior they are than this humble servant of the Truth.
 
Aquitaine

Aquitaine

Well-Known Member
Horrorble said:
Carry out!? No no you take it away
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You both carry it out, and take it away to eat at home.

I guess we'll have to make a compromise and go with "Take-out". :rolleyes:

Damn Americans and their weird ways...... "Fanny-pack" "Restroom" O RLY? :facepalm:
 
Aquitaine

Aquitaine

Well-Known Member
Horrorble said:
What the hell is a fanny pack!?
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Some wierd pouch-like thing which straps around your waist.


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Aquitaine

Aquitaine

Well-Known Member
Horrorble said:
But now I have to punish myself by watching animals being slaughtered and telling myself I might as well be the one holding the knife!
Or be in the same room as someone frying pork sausages and try not to throw up over the smell.
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So you should: you're a MONSTER!

No wait, according to your Avatar - you're actually a GORGON! :p
 
JayJayDee

JayJayDee

Avid JW Bible Student
Horrorble said:
I'm meant to be a vegetarian and I ate the free prawn crackers that came with the take away! :facepalm:
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Did you actually check to see if there was any real prawns in the crackers? These days...who would know? :shrug:

You could be beating yourself up for nothing. :D
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Horrorble said:
But now I have to punish myself by watching animals being slaughtered and telling myself I might as well be the one holding the knife!
Or be in the same room as someone frying pork sausages and try not to throw up over the smell.
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Here....take 2 of these, & you'll feel better.
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Wherenextcolumbus

Well-Known Member
JayJayDee said:
Did you actually check to see if there was any real prawns in the crackers? These days...who would know? :shrug:

You could be beating yourself up for nothing. :D
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It didn't come with a list of ingredients but I have tastes vegetarian prawn crackers and these seemed real, well actually I don't know now
 
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