I'm so gangsta...

[Shiranui117]

I'm so gangsta, I eat raw cookie dough straight out of the package, even when it has a clearly-marked "DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH". Bruh I rip them doughy squares of heavenly bliss right off, pop them into my mouth, chew, savor and SWALLOW that potentially salmonella-carrying deliciousness.

Now how gangsta are YOU?

 

[Laika]

I'm so gangsta, I eat raw cookie dough straight out of the package, even when it has a clearly-marked "DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH". Bruh I rip them doughy squares of heavenly bliss right off, pop them into my mouth, chew, savor and SWALLOW that potentially salmonella-carrying deliciousness.

Now how gangsta are YOU?

I use it eat raw crumble mix from a bowl. (i.e. with no fruit mix and not cooked in the oven. Just pre-prepared, straight for the bag). I might as well have been eating a bag of sugar.

 

[Terese]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning...without any milk!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm so gangsta I sleep outside where dwarven haters may attack. But they don't.

 

[SabahTheLoner]

I'm so gangsta, I eat raw cookie dough straight out of the package, even when it has a clearly-marked "DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH". Bruh I rip them doughy squares of heavenly bliss right off, pop them into my mouth, chew, savor and SWALLOW that potentially salmonella-carrying deliciousness.

Now how gangsta are YOU?

Bruh, make yo own cookie dough, ask yo mom for da recipe, then lick it off all the spoons and whisks. Then eat half da dough straight from da bowl when da other half is sizzlin' in da oven. Then you be like "hellyah, I beat da dough, I knead da dough, I own da dough. I deserve da dough. It just like my mama's dough."

Ain't no dough like yo mama's dough.

 

[Shiranui117]

Bruh, make yo own cookie dough, ask yo mom for da recipe, then lick it off all the spoons and whisks. Then eat half da dough straight from da bowl when da other half is sizzlin' in da oven. Then you be like "hellyah, I beat da dough, I knead da dough, I own da dough. I deserve da dough. It just like my mama's dough."

Ain't no dough like yo mama's dough.

Bruh you only eat HALF of the dough raw? Much to learn, you still have.

 

[Mohsen]

...used my real name and pic. while you all hiding behind avatars and egos!

 

[SabahTheLoner]

Bruh you only eat HALF of the dough raw? Much to learn, you still have.

I like melty chocolate as much as cookie dough.

Besides the bowl is larger than my stomach.

 

[suncowiam]

I'm so gansta, I pee sitting down especially when it's late at night.

 

[Laika]

...used my real name and pic. while you all hiding behind avatars and egos!

That's definitely a Winner right there. That's real gangsta.

Welcome to RF by the way Mohsen. You could start a thread in the Introductions section to get to know everyone better, egos, avatars and all. I hope you enjoy your time here.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm so gansta my mum didn't tuck me into bed, she stapled me in...

 

[BSM1]

I'm so gansta I rip the tags off mattresses and pillows as soon as I buy them...

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm so gansta, I make demeaning remarks to a picture of Chuck Norris!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm so gangsta I spell gangsta without even needing an 'e' or an 'r'.

 

[idav]

I'm so gangsta I ignore the rule that everyone puts thier pants on one leg at a time, it may take 20 more minutes but nobodies got anything on me!