If Howard Stern wakes you up tenderly and tells you to relax and that whatever it was it was just a dream, and you believe that, you will be sorry -- because he will probably do it to you again once you go back to sleep.
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Inexorable Consequences
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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If you start living in a dream world, you will let yourself go.
If you let yourself go, you may get lost.
If you get lost, you won't know where to find yourself.
If you don't know where to find yourself, you may seek out yourself by embarking upon a quest to some far-off, exotic land.
If you get lost, you won't know where to find yourself.
If you don't know where to find yourself, you may seek out yourself by embarking upon a quest to some far-off, exotic land.
If you embark on a quest to a far-off exotic land, you have to pass thru airport security.
If you pass thru airport security, you will be groped by TSA agents.
If you're groped by TSA agents, you will join a militia.
If you join a militia, you will join a militia in Revoltingestan.
If you join a militia in Revoltingestan, you will ask to be a security agent doing personal screening.
If you are a security agent doing personal screening, you will grope those that you are checking.
If you join a militia in Revoltingestan, you will ask to be a security agent doing personal screening.
If you are a security agent doing personal screening, you will grope those that you are checking.
If you grope those whom you are checking, you will suffer a crisis of conscience.
If you suffer a crisis of conscience, you will seek solace with ice cream.
If you seek solace with ice cream, you will eat too much.
If you eat too much, you will gain weight.
If you gain weight, you will feel sluggish.
If you feel sluggish, you will not want to exercise.
If you do not want to exercise, you will have to find something else to do with your free time.
If you have to find something else to do with your free time, you will spend a lot of time on RF.
If you eat too much, you will gain weight.
If you gain weight, you will feel sluggish.
If you feel sluggish, you will not want to exercise.
If you do not want to exercise, you will have to find something else to do with your free time.
If you have to find something else to do with your free time, you will spend a lot of time on RF.
If your brain turns to eggplant, you will be too far gone to even realize it.
If you are too far gone to even realize it, you will think you are being brilliant.
If you are too far gone to even realize it, you will think you are being brilliant.
If you start saying stoooppid things, you will self-publish a self help book.
If you become whole, people will resent you for it.
If you change your name to Spike, you will be sued by Spike Lee.
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Dharmapala
If you lose the movie rights to your life in the lawsuit, you'll become depressed.