Inexorable Consequences

[BSM1]

If you are only aroused by violence, you'll loudly insult large women with short haircuts.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you loudly insult large women with short haircuts, you will see them cry, because large women with short haircuts are sensitive too.

 

[BSM1]

If you loudly insult large women with short haircuts, you will see them cry, because large women with short haircuts are sensitive too.

If large women with short haircuts are sensitive, you'll stop wearing your "I (heart) fat chicks" tee shirt.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you stop wearing you I <heart> fat chicks T shirt, you will your "I'm with stupid" T shirt.

 

[BSM1]

If you will your "I'm with stupid" T shirt, you'll wonder if your partner should be wearing it.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you wonder if your partner should be wearing it, you will wonder about other things.
If you wonder about other things, you will wonder about choices you've made in life.
If you wonder about choices you've made in life, you will decide to become a hobo.

 

[BSM1]

If you decide to become a hobo, you'll ride the rails.
If you rid the rails, you'll develop a permanent crease in your backside.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you decide to become a hobo, you'll ride the rails.
If you rid the rails, you'll develop a permanent crease in your backside.

If you develop a permanent crease in your backside, you will be made fun of by the other hobos.

 

[BSM1]

If you are made fun of by the other hobos, you'll consider yourself a martyr.
If you consider yourself a martyr, you'll develop a Messianic complex.
If you develop a Messianic complex, you'll attempt to walk across water.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you attempt to walk across water, you will need to change your shoes & socks.
If you need to change your shoes & socks, you will sit down on a park bench.
If you sit down on a park bench, you will sit on ice cream cone leavings.

 

[BSM1]

if you sit on ice cream cone leavings, you'll have reverse brain freeze.
If you have reverse brain freeze, you'll become a bilingual mime.

 

[Me Myself]

If you become a bilingual mime, you will be black white pink and gray
If you are black white pink and gray, you will be asexual

 

[BSM1]

If you are asexual, you'll not understand many jokes.

 

[4consideration]

If you do not understand many jokes, you will become the butt of many jokes.

 

[Me Myself]

If you become the butt of many jokes, somebody will tell you "you have become the butt of many jokes"

And you wont understand that either.

 

[Quagmire]

If you become the butt of many jokes, somebody will tell you "you have become the butt of many jokes"

And you wont understand that either.

If you don't understand that, people will start remarking on how there actually is some justice in the world.

 

[Revoltingest]

If you don't understand that, you will seek continuing education.
If you seek continuing education, you will take a course in creative writing.

 

[Quagmire]

If you don't understand that, you will seek continuing education.
If you seek continuing education, you will take a course in creative writing.

If you take a course in creative writing, you can capitalize on all the jokes you've been the butt of and people will think you're a great wit.

 

[Revoltingest]

If people think you're a great wit, you will start alliterating much more.

 

[Quagmire]

If people think you're a great wit, you will start alliterating much more.

When one writes words with similar sounding syllables, they unerringly run the risk of redundant and repetitive rambling relying on erroneous phraseology to artificially and frivolously fill out the formation of their thoughts.