Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

His fur is lined with Hello Sissy.

 

[Revoltingest]

His fur is made of polyester.

 

[Wu Wei]

Was a Hello Kitty Kilt he wears to fancy dress events

 

[Brickjectivity]

Even his boogers are pink.

 

[Wu Wei]

Loudly sings Hungarian folks songs, in Cantonese, at Polish festivals, while wearing a Beefeater uniform...and enjoys it a...little TOO much... if you know what I mean

 

[Brickjectivity]

His mom named him "Don't Do That!"

 

[Revoltingest]

Looks thru the wrong end of telescopes.
No one tells him because it's fun to watch.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He bought his telescope from a plumber, and it has to be flushed regularly.

 

[Revoltingest]

He clogs his telescope regularly.

 

[4consideration]

Uses his telescope to try and unclog the toilet. Gets angry that it won't bend.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is just a little to fond of toilet humor

 

[Revoltingest]

Was the model for this.....

 

[Wu Wei]

Was the model for this

 

[Revoltingest]

Was the inspiration for....

 

[Thief]

you are all model .....something...
not sure about some of you

let's just keep it simple.....

you're all a bunch of schmucks

(I'm not really sure what that is btw....but if you know.....use it)

 

[Wu Wei]

Lives on a diet consisting only of smuckers jelly

 

[Revoltingest]

He's the marketing genius who came up with the name, "Smuckers".
(He wanted it to be "Crotchfest", but the client thought it inappropriate.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Dresses like a cheerleader and hangs out in biker bars

 

[Revoltingest]

Tried to pick me up in a biker bar.
I warned him of a Crying Game moment.
He just smiled, & said, "How you do'n?".

 

[Wu Wei]

is not all that bright and can't tell the difference between a bear and a snowman.