Insult The Poster Before You!

[idav]

Mistaking took the saying "charm the pants off him" too literally!

 

[Revoltingest]

He is so utterly disgusting that Wu Wei hired him as a tutor.

 

[idav]

Purposely doesn't shave on kilt days.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is too cheap to buy me a present for Kilt Day.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks kilt day means he wears his kilt and only his kilt....on his head....

 

[Revoltingest]

He was so quick to jump on the Kilt Day bandwagon.
But then he couldn't see well with a kilt over his eyes,
& he wandered of the edge of a cliff. Then he fell into
the midst of men's drumming encounter where they
forced him to share his feelings. Oh, the horror!
(Bears have only 2 feelings....hunger & horny.)

 

[Thief]

there once was a Scot named Revolting
who fancied the sport of pole vaulting
with his very first vault
the crowd cried for halt
the flip of his kilt was .....revolting

 

[Revoltingest]

A thief saw the Scot in the air.
And all he could do then was stare.
Improper arousal
caused angering spousal.
"Don't ogle that fine derriere!"

 

[Thief]

actually I was in shock

and a good thing it was.... my spouse had her attention on my condition
rather than the event

poor little thing might have died

 

[Wu Wei]

He believes pole vaulting has something to do with jumping over Polish people.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Has outrageous dystopian ideas about pole vaulting. Believes someday Amazon women will travel about an irradiated and nearly uninhabited globe running and pole vaulting over giant bugs. He calls them the PFW or the Polish Future Women.

 

[Wu Wei]

has a rich and fulfilling fantasy life which involves tapioca pudding and marmosets

 

[Brickjectivity]

Coincidentally his pole vaulting PFW's have pet marmosets which are fed with tiny tapioca tablets.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly annoyed & offended by his unwanted touching....of himself!

 

[Brickjectivity]

His pet marmosets are mutants, and his tapioca has raisins in it.

 

[Wu Wei]

Told ya he was obsessed with Tapioca pudding and marmosets

 

[Brickjectivity]

Doctor, fee thyself!

 

[Revoltingest]

He gets his raisins from the bottom of his marmoset cage.
And he puts them in his tapioca!
(He makes that using fly eggs.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Is a Marmoset Raisin Connoisseur

 

[Revoltingest]

Is a big purchaser of....

Revoltistan Brand Raisinettes
New & Improved with Extra Funk!