Insult The Poster Before You!

[DavidFirth]

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

 

[Wu Wei]

Not only does he have NO idea what thread he is posting or why...he is also not exactly sure where he actually is or what day it is either.......the poor mindless mountebank

 

[Brickjectivity]

Get fire and meat for these poor men: It has been a turbulent and stormy night.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is very jealous of Wu Wei's "bear privilege".

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hates his white privilege, which he treats like a tile comet.

 

[Revoltingest]

Cultural appropriation!
He wears a kilt...with underwear!

 

[DavidFirth]

Whenever he leaves Revoltitstan the place smells a lot better.

 

[Wu Wei]

Why thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead!

 

[Revoltingest]

He sets the record for unintelligible posts.

 

[DavidFirth]

How many times do I have to tell you not to mix heroin with morphine?

 

[Wu Wei]

YOU told him hundreds of times...but just so you know...telling him to mix morphine and heroin...is the same exact thing

 

[DavidFirth]

Did you forget to tell him to clean out his ears again?

 

[Revoltingest]

What?
He speaks too softly.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I pray you be content. T'is but his humor.

 

[Revoltingest]

As a kid, he always wanted to be a fireman.
But then to his dismay, he discovered they only put out fires.

 

[Brickjectivity]

As salt as wolves in pride, and fools as gross as ignorance made drunk!

 

[Wu Wei]

As a kid, he always wanted to be a fireman.
But then to his dismay, he discovered they only put out fires.

O illiterate loiterer!

As salt as wolves in pride, and fools as gross as ignorance made drunk!

Thou crusty botch of nature!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Why, thou damnable box of envy, thou, what meanest thou to curse thus? You ruinous butt; ***edit***

 

[Wu Wei]

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.