Insult The Poster Before You!

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

He stained my duck costume with imitation maple syrup!
What have you & Mrs Butterworth been doing!?

Having a treesome

 

[Revoltingest]

Having a treesome

Just don't make any bears jealous, or get between them & their beloved!

 

[Wu Wei]

Ya Filthy Flatulent Falcon Fondler...Prevaricating Propagator of Perjury...Miscreant Misleader of Mankind....Bears are notorious tree huggers, didn't you know that ya Malevolent. Misinformed Mischief-Maker

 

[Revoltingest]

Already, 27 trees have accused you of unwanted touching.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ya belligerent bellicose bozo....you should talk ya tractor molesting guttersnipe

 

[Revoltingest]

The best job you could ever get was going down into mines to ensure it was safe for the canaries.

 

[Wu Wei]

Never worked in the mines.....you canary caressing crackpot.... I tried to.... but the miners had something against being stuck in a deep dark cave underground with a 1500 pound killing machine with 6 inch claws..... that and I didn't fit in those tiny little carts they go down to the mines in ya propaganda spreading protesting schlemiel

 

[Revoltingest]

I never said you "worked".

 

[Wu Wei]

I never said you "worked".

Ya said "The best job you could ever get" which implies work... you fallacious lip flapping fiend

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya said "The best job you could ever get" which implies work... you fallacious lip flapping fiend

I didn't imply.
You inferred.
Bears are always so easy to trick.

 

[Wu Wei]

I didn't imply.
You inferred.
Bears are always so easy to trick.

My FUR has nothing to do with it you haggis hoarding harp hugger

 

[Brickjectivity]

Out of the woods and into the weir. Out of the pew and into the choir.

 

[Wu Wei]

Just humor him..... no one understands him.....just shake your head yes and he will eventually wander off mumbling and later be found arguing with a telephone pole

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bears eat garbage, and everyone knows it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Eats food which has fallen to the floor.....even 5 seconds later!

 

[Buddha Dharma]

Never trust men in kilts

 

[Revoltingest]

He likes to dress up cats in costumes of Downton
Abbey characters, & have them act out his own scripts.

 

[Buddha Dharma]

He likes to dress up cats in costumes of Downton
Abbey characters, & have them act out his own scripts.

Darn you caught me! Have you been spying on me? He's a peeper!

 

[Revoltingest]

He doesn't know that ever Scot is a peeper!

Actual quote (don't know which episode)....
"Mah hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinna come forward because in this country, it makes you look like a pervert—but every single Scottish person does it!"

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Still trying to figure out how to do it?