Insult The Poster Before You!

[Thief]

and i would scream too

 

[Thief]

YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

shades of Monty Python

 

[Revoltingest]

Wears his pants backwards.
Thinks it's a disguise to make people think he's going when he's coming.
But wearing his shoes backwards is really painful.

 

[Thief]

Wears his pants backwards.
Thinks it's a disguise to make people think he's going when he's coming.
But wearing his shoes backwards is really painful.

what are you drinking?

i want some

 

[Revoltingest]

Is desperate for a drinkie drinkie.
(He calls booze "drinkie drinkie".)

 

[Wu Wei]

Believes bottles of Scotch call his name and MAKE him drink them

 

[Revoltingest]

That's no insult....it's true!
And not just scotch.
I expect more in this thread than lame statements of the obvious.

 

[Wu Wei]

Proud of his keen grasp of the obvious

 

[Revoltingest]

Thinks that wearing a blue fuzzy thong is acceptable attire for a formal dinner.

 

[Wu Wei]

Has formal dinners in bus station men's rooms

 

[Revoltingest]

No way!
That's where bears go for illicit trysts with politicians.

 

[Wu Wei]

accuses other of his vices in order to take attention off of himself

 

[Brickjectivity]

His coworkers call him 'Magnet fingers', because computers always break when he touches them.

 

[Thief]

Hey!....that's natural among us more energetic personalities.....

as for birds that use a hole in the wall for a nest.....
pest is the word

 

[Revoltingest]

Watched the movie, It Takes A Thief, & thought it was about him.....& that he is really Cary Grant.

 

[Wu Wei]

drunken Scotsman

 

[Revoltingest]

Likes to dress up as a baby, & have people call him "Booboo".

 

[Wu Wei]

Giggles like a little school girl every time he says booboo

 

[Revoltingest]

Is aroused by me giggle'n.
<groundskeeper slowly backing away>

 

[Wu Wei]

Foul vile cur who steals candy from puppies and snarls at babies while insulting the ancestry of all passers by