Insult The Poster Before You!

[Ekleipsis]

Constantly complains of foul odors but refuses to wash mustache

 

[Revoltingest]

Uses his mustache to save leftover soup.
Then, all he needs is a bowl of warm water to
soak his 'stache in. His tie serves the same task.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is a flea bitten old Scottish prevaricator

 

[Ekleipsis]

Probably lets a chihuahua lick his feet clean

 

[4consideration]

Was just spotted shopping for a Chihuahua costume.

 

[Thief]

hey you bunch of suckers.......yeah...all of ya

I got some land just of the coast of Florida for sale

highest bidder gets it

 

[Revoltingest]

Should get some of that prostate medicine.
Dribbling should be for playing basketball.

 

[Thief]

needs hemorrhoid cream for his lips....

too much whoopee cushion action

 

[4consideration]

Left an open bid offering, without conditions.

For the land you have offered, I bid one Sensual Message (Austin Powers style) given to you by @Revoltingest ngest, in which I touch no one, and no one touches me -- but I get to watch, film, and have exclusive rights to.

If no other posters make an offer, my bid wins.

 

[Thief]

Left an open bid offering, without conditions.

For the land you have offered, I bid one Sensual Message (Austin Powers style) given to you by @Revoltingest ngest, in which I touch no one, and no one touches me -- but I get to watch, film, and have exclusive rights to.

If no other posters make an offer, my bid wins.

yeah but winning doesn't mean you get your prize

Thief is ninja!
I cheat

 

[Thief]

oh!....wrong thread....

well then ....I'll just call you stupid

 

[4consideration]

oh!....wrong thread....

well then ....I'll just call you stupid

You just called the poster above you "stupid." You were the poster above you. Brilliant!

 

[Wu Wei]

not the brightest bulb in the box.... but brighter than Thief

 

[Thief]

You just called the poster above you "stupid." You were the poster above you. Brilliant!

this thread is sooooo much fun

and i play it better than you do

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes you are apparently much better at playing with yourself, that's for sure

 

[Thief]

Yes you are apparently much better at playing with yourself, that's for sure

well hey.....no one wants to play with you...

you stink

 

[4consideration]

Insinuates he would not just play with himself, but would also play with Wu Wei, if only for a bid of fragrance adjustment.

 

[Wu Wei]

Suggest things to others she only dreams she could do herself

 

[Thief]

Insinuates he would not just play with himself, but would also play with Wu Wei, if only for a bid of fragrance adjustment.

nothing wrong with solitaire.....
not that I bother....

but no....bear rugs do not interest me
unless I have one to sell
(got one I can steal?)

Thief is ninja!

 

[Wu Wei]

Wears a hood to cover up the bad rug on his head