Is smug because he got there first.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
- Start date
Will have to settle for seconds.
He uses cheap paper towels that fall apart and clog our nation's water filtration systems. He's a toweler.
Got this letter from his parents....
Son, you wouldn't recognize the place.
We've moved.
Son, you wouldn't recognize the place.
We've moved.
Did you know hell had an internet connection? I didn't until I met him.
Often confuses me with Bricky.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
no I don't, you are a Scotsman and you sit in an old beat-up van he lovingly calls Mr van...see there's a difference...you haggis swilling dress wearing Scottish lover of all things vile and grotesque
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Was the inspiration for the Shel Silberstein poem "My beard"
“My beard grows down to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my bare,
And down the road I goes.”
Shakespeare goes in. Poo poo comes out! Eating Shakespeare both physically and metaphysically!
He's clawed down to his toes,
And shredded are his clothes,
His derriere
Is bit by bear,
And down the road he goes.
And shredded are his clothes,
His derriere
Is bit by bear,
And down the road he goes.
In his head there is a bird that goes tweet. It is absurd.
Inside of his head looks like this....
Catchy tune!
Catchy tune!
So dumb that he went to a flea market to buy fleas for his flea circus.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
i can steal fleas from that dumb bear.....
no need to spend any other hard earned (stolen) goods