Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Drink is the best way to cope with your abominable rubbings!

 

[Simurgh]

i didn't know lite beer had that effect on you. but hey, whatever floats that old boat.

 

[Revoltingest]

Lite beer!?!?!
Why you flea bitten, can't-hit-the-litter-box, miserable excuse for a mouser!

Voiced this commercial.....

 

[Simurgh]

philistine!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hairball monger!

 

[Simurgh]

the world is my litter box and you are not fit to clean up my hairballs, decaf drinking geezer boy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wishes he could become a geezer.
Alas, cats are not so durable.

Dang....tis a lament instead of an insult.
OK then.....

Is frightened by thunderstorms!

 

[Simurgh]

this is a CAT!!! not a sniffling dog who hides under the bed when the wind blows. She is fearless, undaunted by the philistines who cannot tell the difference between Bayreuth and Beirut, and can handle her grog.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is a servant of Old Scratch.

 

[idav]

Trips old ladies walking across the street.

 

[Wu Wei]

Likes to make a fashion statement everyplace he goes.... however no one ever has any idea what that statement is

 

[Thief]

can't make a statement ^

 

[Revoltingest]

Most coherent & intelligent thing he ever said.....
Quiggle upla ze perbmint!

 

[Thief]

I see your moments of sanity are fleeting....

 

[Brickjectivity]

His sanity comes in bottles.

 

[Thief]

and your acquisition of sanity is made.....how?

I can wait

take your time

I patient for those of lesser ability

 

[Revoltingest]

Gets double the use of his underwear before laundering by wearing it inside out.

 

[Wu Wei]

Never wears a pair socks less than 2 months

 

[Revoltingest]

Ate my socks!
(Thought they were Limburger cheese.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

That was a third grade insult. You should grow up.