Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Puts sugar on her haggis!

 

[4consideration]

So?

He asks for extra fortune cookies at Chinese restaurants, opens them and puts the all plastic wrappers in his pocket. Then, he goes to the movie theater and crinkles them in his pocket throughout the whole movie!

 

[Revoltingest]

Likes to do her Max Cady impressions in movie theaters.

 

[Simurgh]

read that, had a hairball

...feel much better now.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks that when @Revoltingest calls her haggis it is a term of endearment

 

[Revoltingest]

Is jealous, & also wants to be called "Meine Kleine Haggis".

 

[Simurgh]

it's mein kleiner haggis, you ignorant purveyor of mediocrity.

 

[Revoltingest]

it's mein kleiner haggis, you ignorant purveyor of mediocrity.

Speaks fluent German.
Hitler spoke fluent German!
And I think he also purred when scratched behind the ears.

 

[Simurgh]

hitler did NOT purr, he had yippy dogs. so there.
you are steeped in jealousy when dealing with my magnificent presence.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is cruel to mice...

 

[Simurgh]

insults cats as if that were even possible since we know how superior we truly are.

 

[Revoltingest]

This cartoon lies!
Cats are not nice.

 

[Thief]

but they let their meat....loaf

 

[Wu Wei]

I would insult him...but after that post...it would be to easy

 

[Revoltingest]

I've heard he's easy.
But they use the more diplomatic term, "popular".

 

[Wu Wei]

hears voices... but the voices think he's crazy too

 

[Revoltingest]

Pretends to be one of the voices.
(Sounds a teensie bit effeminate.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks speaking in tongues is the same as giving someone the raspberry

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh...come on! Like being a bear is supposed to be cool? He should be in the "Fishing for complements" thread not this thread.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ahhh yeah...this from a rat with wings in a brick wall