You are now listed among pigeons as poo target #1. I dare you to step outside.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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Thief
Rogue Theologian
he thinks a fish in the face is a compliment
Throws bricks at bears.
(That won't end well....except for bears.)
(That won't end well....except for bears.)
Makes unwise comments to bears, like: "I'd love to cut a rug!"
Imagines herself to be a Kardashian.
Wears the clothing & makeup....& hires a chauffeur to drive her around.
Here's her limo....
But I think she's getting her TV shows confused.
There was no Elly May Kardashian.
Wears the clothing & makeup....& hires a chauffeur to drive her around.
Here's her limo....
But I think she's getting her TV shows confused.
There was no Elly May Kardashian.
Applied to by my limo driver, and his best qualification was "worked in the factory that produced the limo in the year it was made -- so thoroughly qualified to work on the engine and air conditioning system."
Alas, when she saw me, the chauffeur's job was out.
I was hired to be "arm candy" when she goes out clubbing.
I was hired to be "arm candy" when she goes out clubbing.
He accepted the job. Too bad he didn't make any inquiries as to what I meant by "clubbing."
Down here in the swamp, "clubbing" refers to a traditional form of alligator hunting that doesn't involve the use of guns...didn't realize he was agreeing to being alligator bait.
Southerners aren't known for brilliance.
Gaters took one look at me....one look at her....& you can guess which they pursued.
Gaters took one look at me....one look at her....& you can guess which they pursued.
Claims to have beaten up a bear.
Do not believe him!
Do not believe him!
Bears are the clowns of the animal world.
And he demands to be called "Bozo".
And he demands to be called "Bozo".
Thinks he's Joe Pesci.
But he's too lovable to pull it off.