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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That was brilliant.... and nice shoes too.... all that and master florist wow
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Thinks he is on to my insidious plan...well he isn't, don't listen to him
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Is offended that @Revolingest is suggesting someone else beat him to it. He's been practicing his come on, and almost perfected his pickup lines, but all he's got is, "So...run around in these woods often?"
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Has a failing business coaching Amish men to pick up women.
Sample lines....
"Do thee come to barn raisings often?"
"Thy buggy is b1tch'n."
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Writes whole sections in his rental contracts in disappearing ink.

He tries to cover it up, by saying, "No copies for us. Everyone is unique, so everyone gets an original."
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Doesn't have to use a plow when planting his vegetable garden.

All he does is walk up and down, and his dragging knuckles do all the work!
 
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Has strange, and somewhat personally disturbing, fantasies about biting bears
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Can't trust em'....Forgot to take my dang christmas lights down like he promised
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Really over-does it with lights in his cave.
cave-christmas-cozy-lights-love-Favim.com-249320.jpg
 
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