Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Leaves puked up hair balls all over RF!

 

[Simurgh]

you are not good enough to clean them up, revolting one.

 

[4consideration]

Pouts when she doesn't get her way:

 

[Revoltingest]

Collects vintage cat hairballs.
Displays them in an etagere with her other tchotchkes.

 

[4consideration]

Collects vintage cat hairballs.

Rents my vintage cat hairball collection.

(Sucka! They are really imitation vintage cat hairballs.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Overcharges me on the rent!
And the lease does not require me to shake me money maker!

 

[Simurgh]

you all owe me royalties, and licensing fees. pay up, mortals.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wants to be called "Mr Snookums".
Gets peeved when we forget.

 

[Simurgh]

SHE is never forgotten or ignored, merely turns invisible when contemplating the divine navel.

 

[4consideration]

Takes "cat naps." Too lazy to take real ones.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Jealous of Simurgh's tiny feet.

 

[Simurgh]

...and rightfully so....brickyness suffers from an obviously painful awareness of his defective foot size


.....among other things........not to be discussed in polite society

 

[Revoltingest]

Sometimes misses the litter box.
Sometimes forgets to cover.
But never forgets to eat.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm telling the police about Mr. Van. Well no. I'm telling the DMV (Dumped Motor Vehicle dept)

 

[Wu Wei]

Apparently sold my cell phone information to telemarketers

 

[4consideration]

It's spring, but he keeps hitting the snooze button.

Hibernation is not an excuse for laziness! Get up and get to work, bear!

 

[Ekleipsis]

Uses mayonnaise for tanning lotion

 

[Wirey]

Spent seven months writing lyrics for the Magnum PI theme songs, and only came up with "Ba da bum bump!" over and over.

 

[Ekleipsis]

Was once confused by a piece of string

 

[Brickjectivity]

He taxes baby birds, and if they cannot pay he takes away their little toys.