His personal raincloud is a source of entertainment, but he stains the furniture.
-
Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.
Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:- Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
- Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
- Access to private conversations with other members.
We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!
Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
- Start date
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Stains his pants
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Doesn't wear pants.....ever...wears one of them thar Scottish Skirts like @Revoltingest
Shall not be in the book of whose who, not that anyone reads it.
He's in the book of Whose Hoohoo.
He works for Guinness as the judge who sniffs Scots.
He loves his job so much that he pays them for the privilege.
He loves his job so much that he pays them for the privilege.
He loves Chinese opera, & likes to sing it at work.
But it scares cats, who think one of their own is being tortured.
But it scares cats, who think one of their own is being tortured.
A pedestrian mind squirrel that got run over by a car.
Underneath his moniker, it says "simple man".
It should say "simpleton".
And his socks are stinky!
It should say "simpleton".
And his socks are stinky!
His warrior genes have mutated into whambulance genes.
He's genetically programmed to deserve being insulted.
This thread is proof!
This thread is proof!
A wee bit'o catnip, & all the cats are rolling around on the ground, drunk as skunks.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Became a politician, i.e. professional liar
In real life, he's only a pontoon bridge.