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Is God cheating on us with other planets?

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psychedelicsoul

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Now... ancient religions foretold many acts and depictions of miracles, acts of god and super natural occurances. So much so that history itself is rather ambiguous and difficult to decern when it comes to fact vs mythology.
What if some, obviously not all, but some of them were real or had some truth to them... we can't ever know.... but hypothetically, lets say God did do some **** back then that he's clearly not doing now...

What happened? Where are the modern miracles... I mean, what has God done for us... lately?

Now... think about this.. there's an infinite number of stars. Billions of stars. Each star with the possibility of planets... as in, we probably have an infinite number of stars, planets, galaxies, superclusters, and ****... **** the hubble telescope can't even reach...

Now... how brain dead absurd is it to assert that God made an infinite number of planets to put intelligent life on one... pretty stupid right? If God guides the process of evolution and he creates life... what is he doing with other species in other planets? Did he get board and come down to an alien species to make a new religion? Is God cheating on us

We should have know God was texting those other planets the whole time... and now it's like he doesn't even knows us... not one call, not one text. I mean, where is he? Is he board of us, were we just not exciting enough so now he has to up and leave. Hell, I bet God has his own life, civilization, and people on mars once, before he found us. I mean...
I bet Gods messing around with that ratchet *** Kepler 62 f... How could God cheat on us with that ugly *** planet. No... lets face it... God messing around with that whore HD 40307... but can you blame him? That planet is way prettier than us. I know God wouldn't screw around with some cheap *** rouge planet. Is it because our sun is like... so unoriginal? So what were we? Just his play things? Well, I can't wait to see the look on Kepler 22b when he's gotten tired of it.

I bet there's an evolutionary process going on with some other species on some other planet... I bet his evolving some other species right now to replace us. what if this planet was just gods test drive? Just so he could get more experiance with creating new and better life forms. I bet God is curing the sick and preventing evil on those cute planets, but not us... it's cause we've gotten old. God wants a nice young planet to rule over. Of course...
Let's just accept that 4.543 billion years is like... totally past his cut off date. We'll never find a nice deity now...
 
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psychedelicsoul

Active Member
Kilgore Trout said:
If we were the pinnacle of god's creation, it would be a pretty unimpressive god.
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I know right... he has other intelligent civilized beings who are like... totally more advanced than us and have better curves and prettier hair... Maybe if we built a giant push up bra to wrap around the planet, God might notice us again.
 
Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
psychedelicsoul said:
I know right... he has other intelligent civilized beings who are like... totally more advanced than us and have better curves and prettier hair... Maybe if we built a giant push up bra to wrap around the planet, God might notice us again.
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We might want to think about how to live a fulfilling, single life. This constant obsession with a god who clearly has no interest in us is getting rather pathetic.
 
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psychedelicsoul

Active Member
Kilgore Trout said:
We might want to think about how to live a fulfilling, single life. This constant obsession with a god who clearly has no interest in us is getting rather pathetic.
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I know right... that would make it look like we're trying to hard. How about a thong that stretches across the equator and divides across the south pole? No... that would just show god how flat out hips are and that we've put on weight. Gods too busy with planets who can wear a two piece without looking silly
 
Thief

Thief

Rogue Theologian
So God has a limit....and He is suppose to baby sit this planet and Mankind...
cause we can't be trusted to mind ourselves?

God gave Man dominion.
He is willing to stand back and let us....
Do unto each other, as it will be done unto us.....later on
 
Rick O'Shez

Rick O'Shez

Irishman bouncing off walls
psychedelicsoul said:
Now... think about this.. there's an infinite number of stars. Billions of stars. Each star with the possibility of planets... as in, we probably have an infinite number of stars, planets, galaxies, superclusters, and ****... **** the hubble telescope can't even reach...
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God would have to be like Father Christmas, with the ability to deliver billions of presents in a very short period of time. ;)

It's interesting to ponder whether all those billions of space-alien civilisations in distant galaxies and universes have a belief in "God". And whether religion is just a phase that civilisations go through before properly maturing.
 
Rapha

Rapha

Active Member
Cronus (Satan) is Yahweh.

One has a goaty beard and the other has a fluffy beard.

Cronus enjoys tormenting humans on this planet and he and his demons live off the low vibration which is why Cronus (Yahweh) has allowed his banksters and warmongers to create so much misery.

In the days before the Great Flood, too many people were finding out the truth that Yahweh is pure evil. That is why he used scalar weaponry to eliminate the human threat. Yahweh (Satan) is so weak, he just cannot handle the truth that he is nothing more than a backstabbing seraph (fiery dragon).
 
David1967

David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
I figure if their are civilizations out there who are far more advanced than us and know about us, they probably have us quarantined from everyone else till we can get it together to the point we are not killing each other. I mean seriously, would you turn us loose on the universe?
 
Neo Deist

Neo Deist

Th.D. & D.Div. h.c.
psychedelicsoul said:
Now... ancient religions foretold many acts and depictions of miracles, acts of god and super natural occurances. So much so that history itself is rather ambiguous and difficult to decern when it comes to fact vs mythology.
What if some, obviously not all, but some of them were real or had some truth to them... we can't ever know.... but hypothetically, lets say God did do some **** back then that he's clearly not doing now...

What happened? Where are the modern miracles... I mean, what has God done for us... lately?

Now... think about this.. there's an infinite number of stars. Billions of stars. Each star with the possibility of planets... as in, we probably have an infinite number of stars, planets, galaxies, superclusters, and ****... **** the hubble telescope can't even reach...

Now... how brain dead absurd is it to assert that God made an infinite number of planets to put intelligent life on one... pretty stupid right? If God guides the process of evolution and he creates life... what is he doing with other species in other planets? Did he get board and come down to an alien species to make a new religion? Is God cheating on us

We should have know God was texting those other planets the whole time... and now it's like he doesn't even knows us... not one call, not one text. I mean, where is he? Is he board of us, were we just not exciting enough so now he has to up and leave. Hell, I bet God has his own life, civilization, and people on mars once, before he found us. I mean...
I bet Gods messing around with that ratchet *** Kepler 62 f... How could God cheat on us with that ugly *** planet. No... lets face it... God messing around with that whore HD 40307... but can you blame him? That planet is way prettier than us. I know God wouldn't screw around with some cheap *** rouge planet. Is it because our sun is like... so unoriginal? So what were we? Just his play things? Well, I can't wait to see the look on Kepler 22b when he's gotten tired of it.

I bet there's an evolutionary process going on with some other species on some other planet... I bet his evolving some other species right now to replace us. what if this planet was just gods test drive? Just so he could get more experiance with creating new and better life forms. I bet God is curing the sick and preventing evil on those cute planets, but not us... it's cause we've gotten old. God wants a nice young planet to rule over. Of course...
Let's just accept that 4.543 billion years is like... totally past his cut off date. We'll never find a nice deity now...
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Not to be the grammar police, but my eyes started bleeding after reading that! ;)

But I understand where you are coming from. I've mentioned similar things on other threads.
 
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