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Is it immoral to visit RF in the nude?

Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Is it immoral to visit RF while nude (or in TVOR's case, while wearing only purple socks)? What do you think?
 
SK2005

SK2005

Saint in training
Sunstone said:
Is it immoral to visit RF while nude (or in TVOR's case, while wearing only purple socks)? What do you think?
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What?!?!?! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
of...course...not...?:confused:
 
Master Vigil

Master Vigil

Well-Known Member
Not a chance. Unless he used his webcam to braodcast photo's of his nudeness, that would be a different story. :)
 
standing_on_one_foot

standing_on_one_foot

Well-Known Member
Woah...that's not really an image I wanted in my head :p But sure, visit it dressed however you want...although maybe keep it to yourself, for the sake of our various and assorted sanities (which are, for some of us, barely holding on as it is)?
 
No*s

No*s

Captain Obvious
Sunstone said:
Is it immoral to visit RF while nude (or in TVOR's case, while wearing only purple socks)? What do you think?
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That depends entirely on the circumstances. Do you have a scar on your lower left side? If so, then it is immoral. You see, a scare indicates that there has been an unnatural insertion into the body on that side. The right side is indicative of good.

From ancient times, the left (sinistrus) has been indicative of the evil. A cut on the left side means that bad humor or spirits have been placed inside the body. By sitting at the computer naked, you expose this side to the people who are reading the text. The evil can travel over the network to harm someone else.

By placing a cloth over the offending part, you have successfully blocked the offending spirits.

For more information on this, please read the book of III Assumptions 7:1-36.
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
No*s said:
That depends entirely on the circumstances. Do you have a scar on your lower left side? If so, then it is immoral. You see, a scare indicates that there has been an unnatural insertion into the body on that side. The right side is indicative of good.

From ancient times, the left (sinistrus) has been indicative of the evil. A cut on the left side means that bad humor or spirits have been placed inside the body. By sitting at the computer naked, you expose this side to the people who are reading the text. The evil can travel over the network to harm someone else.

By placing a cloth over the offending part, you have successfully blocked the offending spirits.

For more information on this, please read the book of III Assumptions 7:1-36.
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:biglaugh: Finally, someone takes the time to explain the morality of nudity to me in language I can understand and relate to!
 
M

Majikthise

Guest
You truely are the king of kings!Thanks for reminding me to take my cholesterol pills!!!!:jam:
 
M

Majikthise

Guest
My computer h a s slo wed d o w n. w h a t h a v e you d o n e ?:eek:
 
Pah

Pah

Uber all member
No*s said:
That depends entirely on the circumstances. Do you have a scar on your lower left side? If so, then it is immoral. You see, a scare indicates that there has been an unnatural insertion into the body on that side. The right side is indicative of good.
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IF there are many scars is it total length per side that makes the difference? I have a 4" scar on the left and an 8" scar on the right. I'm assuming the two in the center are amoral.
 
No*s

No*s

Captain Obvious
pah said:
IF there are many scars is it total length per side that makes the difference? I have a 4" scar on the left and an 8" scar on the right. I'm assuming the two in the center are amoral.
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The scars in the center are amoral, according to III Assumptions, but when we cross-reference with II Nonsense, we find that any scare over 2.73" is unadmissable.
 
Feathers in Hair

Feathers in Hair

World's Tallest Hobbit
MMmmm... II Nonsense has always been one of my favorites. I'd quote from IV Random Accusations right now, but as the faithful know, that pertains to the immorality of turnips, so I really don't know how I'd fit it into the context properly.

Wait, I can do it!

It is immoral to visit RF in the nude while eating turnips.
 
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