ISIS eliminates Snickers and energy drinks

[Wirey]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/isis-budget-crunch-1.3450646

Pretty sad if they can't afford explosive vests. They'll be flying hang gliders into buildings or something.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/isis-budget-crunch-1.3450646

Pretty sad if they can't afford explosive vests. They'll be flying hang gliders into buildings or something.

Always nice to see a level of practicality introduced to extremist belief. The people still gotta wipe their butts, metaphorically.

 

[Wirey]

Always nice to see a level of practicality introduced to extremist belief. The people still gotta wipe their butts, metaphorically.

Left hand.

 

[Sunstone]

No free energy drinks and snickers bars? ISIS has gone too far this time!

 

[Aquitaine]

No free energy drinks and snickers bars? ISIS has gone too far this time!

"Argh. . . well. . . may as well pack up and go home boys - the fight's over."

 

[lewisnotmiller]

No free energy drinks and snickers bars? ISIS has gone too far this time!

We might now see Coca-Cola and Mars Confectionery join the war on terror.
There are already indicators that Coke is loading up for an assault...

 

[Kori]

This will hurt ISIL's recruiting efforts.

 

[RRex]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/isis-budget-crunch-1.3450646

Pretty sad if they can't afford explosive vests. They'll be flying hang gliders into buildings or something.

Curses. What's next? The virgins?!