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It should be legal!

Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
It should be legal to take anyone who is driving at half the posted speed limit in the passing lane and beat them until their mother falls down. It should be legal!
 
C

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
Wirey said:
It should be legal to take anyone who is driving at half the posted speed limit in the passing lane and beat them until their mother falls down. It should be legal!
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Maybe they have a brain tumor and don't know what they're doing. It happens.

Violence isn't the best answer to annoying behavior. Although I might make exceptions for a people who commonly advocate using it.

Tom
 
oldbadger

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
Wirey said:
It should be legal to take anyone who is driving at half the posted speed limit in the passing lane and beat them until their mother falls down. It should be legal!
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You're too old for all that violence stuff.
Turn on your radio, listen to the news.... or calming music.
Crank your seat back a few degrees.
Relax..... think of something calming.
Keep a pack of Mogadon with you, or Valium would do.
Go into the Middle or nearside lane and match your speed with that motorist.... now nobody can break the law by undertaking.
Control your breathing.
Think of peaceful thoughts.

'cos one day you might try to tackle the wrong person..... and they're going to do some bad things, very fast, for longer than you expected.

:) Just joking...... :D
 
BSM1

BSM1

What? Me worry?
Wirey said:
It should be legal to take anyone who is driving at half the posted speed limit in the passing lane and beat them until their mother falls down. It should be legal!
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I second this. I am still trying to promote my road rage tag system. For every five years of a good driving record (no tickets or wrecks) you get two road rage tags. If you feel the need to bump someone to get their attention, and there is less than $1000 damage, you simply throw one of your road rage tag on the bumper and drive off. Trouble is I would use up mine in the first fifteen minutes of receiving them.
 
oldbadger

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
BSM1 said:
I second this. I am still trying to promote my road rage tag system. For every five years of a good driving record (no tickets or wrecks) you get two road rage tags. If you feel the need to bump someone to get their attention, and there is less than $1000 damage, you simply throw one of your road rage tag on the bumper and drive off. Trouble is I would use up mine in the first fifteen minutes of receiving them.
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Do ditherers annoy you? You know, the kind that cannot bring themselves to enter that roundabout...... and the queues build and build?

I handle that by thinking of the number of times that I've been able to enter a roundabout, simply because they had not pulled onto it and be going round it with 'right of way'. :) So I find that ditherers help me us much as they slow me down.
 
C

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
BSM1 said:
I second this. I am still trying to promote my road rage tag system. For every five years of a good driving record (no tickets or wrecks) you get two road rage tags. If you feel the need to bump someone to get their attention, and there is less than $1000 damage, you simply throw one of your road rage tag on the bumper and drive off. Trouble is I would use up mine in the first fifteen minutes of receiving them.
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It should be legal to bann you and wirey from driving cars. You shouldn't be allowed to have guns or votes either. You're just not grownup enough to be trusted.

Tom
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
I actually rode a Dodge pickup out of the passing lane last night. 95 in a 100 zone, and he has to be in the left lane. Die! Die! Die! Or at least, headache! Headache! Headache!
 
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