It's a good thing the Theory of Evolution isn't true.

[Autodidact]

It's a good thing the Theory of Evolution isn't true, or we might need to worry about swine flu.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

It's a good thing the Theory of Evolution isn't true, or we might need to worry about swine flu.

Even without the Theory of Evolution being true, there's always the worry of plagues and smiting.

 

[Father Heathen]

Silly Auto, swine flu is not a product of evolution, but rather a deliberate act of god to punish us for our wicked ways.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Silly Auto, swine flu is not a product of evolution, but rather a deliberate act of god to punish us for our wicked ways.

It's pretty sad that the pork industry is taking a huge hit because they're referring to it as the "swine flu".

 

[3.14]

but i'm not sick

 

[Autodidact]

It's pretty sad that the pork industry is taking a huge hit because they're referring to it as the "swine flu".

Well that's obvious--God told you gentiles not to eat pork, and you didn't listen. Now He's smiting us for allowing you to violate His laws.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

It's a good thing the Theory of Evolution isn't true, or we might need to worry about swine flu.

Show me a swine flu virus that turns into a lemur - THEN I'll believe in "evolution". Hahahahah...lololololol....slobber....grunt...

 

[GiantHouseKey]

Greetings

*throatclear* BREE BREE BREE *throatclear*

I've got some harsh jokes about swine flu but until I know it's not actually going to kill us all I dont think I should share them or offend anyone in doing so.

WBC new campaign: God hates pigs.

GhK.

 

[Quagmire]

Greetings

*throatclear* BREE BREE BREE *throatclear*

I've got some harsh jokes about swine flu but until I know it's not actually going to kill us all I dont think I should share them or offend anyone in doing so.

WBC new campaign: God hates pigs.

GhK.

God must love pigs; he's told at least 3 different religions not to eat them. :yes:

 

[Seven]

God must love pigs; he's told at least 3 different religions not to eat them. :yes:

Reminds me of a song:

"Oh you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Seems it's been like that forever

Well if you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Why not, not eat pigs together"

 

[Oberon]

Reminds me of a song:

"Oh you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Seems it's been like that forever

Well if you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Why not, not eat pigs together"

Reminds me of Flanders and Swan's song:

I don't eat people
I won't eat people
Eating people is wrong!

 

[painted wolf]

"Oh you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Seems it's been like that forever

Well if you don't eat pigs
And we don't eat pigs
Why not, not eat pigs together"

Tim Minchin for the WIN!

"Lyrics to If You Open Your Mind Too Much, Your Brains Will Fall Out (Take My Wife) :
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict events by interpreting celestial signs

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Homeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water has a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo

And if anyone can show me just one example in the history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person who has been able to prove either logically or empirically the existence of a higher power that has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife

I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife"

wa:do

 

[tomspug]

I'm pretty sure everything I've read on this disease states that it's equal in potency to regular-old influenza.

 

[Autodidact]

I'm pretty sure everything I've read on this disease states that it's equal in potency to regular-old influenza.

Therefore evolution is false!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Therefore evolution is false!

Well, it was just a theory to begin with.

 

[Nepenthe]

I don't come from no monkeys.... or pigs...
Swine flu is a secular humanist Jooish commie myth.

 

[Bedlam]

Aww... c'mon guys. God's trying really hard to kill us off - it's not his fault those evolutionists and their durned science are stopping the swine flu plague!

He was so much better at this before he had a kid.

 

[Yerda]

It's a good thing the Theory of Evolution isn't true, or we might need to worry about swine flu.

Ah, but the genetic shift and drift of the influenza virus is micro-evolution where the viruses agree to cease evolving at some stage before they grow teeth.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Ah, but the genetic shift and drift of the influenza virus is micro-evolution where the viruses agree to cease evolving at some stage before they grow teeth.

This is clear proof that viruses are at least as, if not more, intelligent than we are, seeing as they've found a way to avoid having to go to the dentist.

 

[Yerda]

This is clear proof that viruses are at least as, if not more, intelligent than we are, seeing as they've found a way to avoid having to go to the dentist.

Yes, but lets see them eat an apple.