It's Award Time Again!

[Revoltingest]

It's been a long time, but greatness has been achieved by many.

The SPOTtie (Super Prolific Originator of Threads) Award goes to @PopeADope

The Clean Bill Of Health Award (due to his finally licking that worm problem) goes to @sunrise123

The Blushing Bride (aka Grunting Groom) Award goes to @columbus
(This one came with 2 cakes, albeit on another thread.)

The Most Likely To Become A Sugary Kids' Cereal Mascot Award goest to none other than @Quetzal

The Most Dangerous Poster (based upon death count) goes to @Wu Wei

The Jackie Mason Great Achievements In Entertainment Award goes to @RabbiO

The Finally Got A Real Job Award goes to @Shadow Wolf

The Caped Crusader Award goes to @YmirGF

The Finally Learned To Cover In The Litterbox goes to @Brickjectivity


This is not a complete list.
More awards to come!
And everyone is invited to issue awards I've missed.

 

[Wu Wei]

The Most Dangerous Poster (based upon death count) goes to @Wu Wei
.

And if was not for the this little known fact

You'd be part of that count fella

 

[columbus]

The Blushing Bride (aka Grunting Groom) Award goes to @columbus
(This one came with 2 cakes, albeit on another thread.)

Seriously Rev?
Blushing? Imagine what it would take to make me blush.
But get your brain bleach out while you can still use your eyes.

As for grunting, I am pretty verbal. Not such a grunter. But I could make a very special video and post it on RF, just for you, if I get an award from my favorite giver of Scottish largesse.

I'm currently a little short on infraction points.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

Seriously Rev?
Blushing? Imagine what it would take to make me blush.
But get your brain bleach out while you can still use your eyes.

As for grunting, I am pretty verbal. Not such a grunter. But I could make a very special video and post it on RF, just for you, if I get an award from my favorite giver of Scottish largesse.

I'm currently a little short on infraction points.
Tom

The award's title & the recipient's achievement aren't always an exact match.

 

[Wu Wei]

Most pickled poster @Revoltingest

 

[Father Heathen]

Don't worry, everyone else gets a participation award.

 

[BSM1]

The RF Lifetime Achievement Award goes to...hmm...erm...oh, never mind.

 

[YmirGF]

The Most Incoherent Post of the Year Award goes to....

(Dang! It seems the jury cannot decide due to the extreme numbers of nominees.)

 

[David1967]

The SPOTtie (Super Prolific Originator of Threads) Award goes to

 

[RabbiO]

I'd like to place my order for the kosher meal at the awards dinner. And this year can it be something other than peanut butter and jelly?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd like to place my order for the kosher meal at the awards dinner. And this year can it be something other than peanut butter and jelly?

What are your thoughts on haggis?

 

[BSM1]

I'd like to place my order for the kosher meal at the awards dinner. And this year can it be something other than peanut butter and jelly?

What are your thoughts on haggis?

Maybe turkey BLTs?

 

[David1967]

What are your thoughts on haggis?

Do people eat haggis on purpose, or is just fed to children by sadistic mothers?

 

[David1967]

Maybe turkey BLTs?

Is Turkey bacon kosher even though it has the word bacon in it?

 

[Revoltingest]

Maybe turkey BLTs?

Consider your order placed.
Btw, it's on whole wheat.

 

[Revoltingest]

Do people eat haggis on purpose, or is just fed to children by sadistic mothers?

I've paid money to eat good haggis.
But I understand that there are some versions which could gag a maggot.

 

[BSM1]

Is Turkey bacon kosher even though it has the word bacon in it?

I'll have to refer this to a higher pay grade. Leave your Name, address, Social Security number, and banking password and our Nigerian FAQ staff will get back to you.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'd like to place my order for the kosher meal at the awards dinner. And this year can it be something other than peanut butter and jelly?

We have some Kosher pickles, Jewish Rye bread, milk, honey and perhaps some wine in the back.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I would like to nominate a new award for next time. Something fairly general, that anyone can win.

Like...*ponders*...

"Middle-Aged male posters who use a shield as their avatar, live in Australia, and have been known to shamelessly pander for awards"

 

[BSM1]

I would like to nominate a new award for next time. Something fairly general, that anyone can win.

Like...*ponders*...

"Middle-Aged male posters who use a shield as their avatar, live in Australia, and have been known to shamelessly pander for awards"

Waaaay to broad....