I've cooked breakfast for you, Old Scratch!

[crossfire]

Uncle Scratch, we have a bacon pentagram on a pancake with blood red berry syrup (specialty of one of the local cafes around here) just for you! (Along with my infamous coffee so strong that it melts the spoon.)

@Old Scratch, it's breakfast time!

 

[Revoltingest]

I sense that He is pleased with your offering.

 

[Old Scratch]

A rich & sinful aroma hath my realm infused!
Summoned by anxious & fearful mortals I've been.
Weigh in I shall, but the soul tormenting business busy is.
Tidy remaining tasks up first I shall, & then your doom I shall explain.

And where is my little horn pollisher, @Wirey ?

 

[crossfire]

Yay! Welcome back, Uncle Scratch!

 

[Wirey]

A rich & sinful aroma hath my realm infused!
Summoned by anxious & fearful mortals I've been.
Weigh in I shall, but the soul tormenting business busy is.
Tidy remaining tasks up first I shall, & then your doom I shall explain.

And where is my little horn pollisher, @Wirey ?

Debating the merits of various lubes, your Dark Hatefulness.

 

[Old Scratch]

Debating the merits of various lubes, your Dark Hatefulness.

Ah, yes.
Valuable research you conduct!
Your rendered fat from a noble virgin firstborn maiden most effective was.

 

[crossfire]

Politics brings out the worst in people. I may go hide out in your volcanic Zen garden.