Spiderman
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Saint John of the Apocalypse wrote the book of Revelation. He returned to fulfill the parts that he wanted, despite all of it actually being the side effects of the magic mushrooms he ate while exiled on the Island of Patmos, starving, and finding only the forbidden mushrooms his mother told him not to eat, for they would open his eyes to how to cause countless intelligent , rational, amazing people, to argue, fight, condemn, and be terrified, over a book that makes the author sound more fried , incoherent, impossible to interpret, more than stuff I wrote on psychedelics.
So, God had him fulfill some of it though, and returned as John Kennedy, totally unaware of who he was, but when he got 666 votes in his Democratic convention, died of a fatal headwound, (like the beast of the Apocalypse), has a book written about him returning as that figure, (a Roman Caesar), after spending time in the belly of a whale like Jonah.
All he could do is sit in that wale for decades, with a wooden boy who believes he was a real boy, named Jacob, who stole the blessing from his Father Isaac Japedo, by lying and deception, so now he can't lie or his nose gets big.
He says one day he will be a real boy again, who grows up to be the Jake the Joker supervillain, for Scripture says he fought with God and won. Batman, God, blessed him repeatedly for crimes, changing his name to Israel, which means "contender with God".
JFK found he had visitors in the whale, like a talking Lion, who says he is the Lion of Judah, Messiah without a heart, because he is the Antichrist, the version of Jesus that is a false heartless Lion.
Scarecrow was Jesus Christ, the son of God.
Judas tunneled through the ceiling of hell like Ted Bundy's second escape from prison, only the curse of the dead Kennedys makes him have every appearance of being Jesus Christ, even enough to deceive his Father.
The Kennedy curse being the biggest epidemic infecting the world of the dead, so that they all become cursed children of JFK, the beast.
Judas Kennedy ascending to Heaven on the dead Kennedy Kamikaze (Divine Wind. The dead Kennedy Pentecost is a kamikaze, because the holy spirit descended on the Apostles at Pentecost as a Divine wind, tongues of fire, and Kamikaze means "Divine wind".)
The woman who rides the beast, stars in beauty and the beast, a kiss of true love, turns a monster into a handsome prince, and breaks the Kennedy curse, that turned King Solomon into a Tin man, trying to pick up some new wives and concubines, (because his other hundreds of wives and concubines say that he doesn't look like he is from the Middleast, certainly nothing resembling their husband. They got a restraining order, when he kept insisting that the man they believe is their husband, is actually Emperor Nero, whose name "Neron Caesar" = 666 , the most infamous persecutor of Christians, stole King Solomon's identity. The real Solomon is made of tin.
Jesus spoke of wise virgins with oil in their lamps, and the foolish virgins who didn't have oil in their lamps in the parable. They just needed an excuse to have the bridegroom send them away, because they spent their oil, oiling up a tin man who is so much more loveable than Jesus Christ or the Biblical God. Everyone wonders, what is it with chicks and the tin man. The new erotic Scripture "The song of Solomon", is about romance between the many wives and concubines of the tin man, and the campaign to get marriage between women and their tin man, legal sacramental matrimony.
Not through the gates, did Saint Judas and Ted Bundy, now the charitable Ted Kennedy, as different from the former Ted Bundy, as Saul the persecutor of Christians, was different than Paul, the Christian Extremist, despite inhabiting the same body.
They both ascend into Heaven not through the gates, nor did they try to hop over Trump's wall to keep out illegal immigration, but on Jacob's ladder, with a false identity of Judas being Jesus Christ, so that the scarecrow with the Kennedy curse, is Jesus Christ, telling the Father that the guy who looks identical to Jesus, is actually Judas, the person you think is the Virgin Mary, is actually the whore of Babylon, disguised like a Virgin with a false hymen, false immaculate conception, because the real Virgin Mary tried to enter Heaven disguised as the whore of Babylon, saying religious people were constantly criticizing people for how much Jesus hung out with sluts, whores (prostitutes), and he said such women were getting to Heaven ahead of the religious people of his time, (that knew their scripture), why is he leaving her out of the whores he likes to hang out with so much.
So, interesting, the New Testament says to love your enemies, and speaks so highly of women with impure passions, and yet an Angel calls a holy man to join the audience, to watch a naked prostitute get tortured to death as part of God's judgement, and eaten, then tortured for eternity (which if that scripture was a video, it would be S&M snuff, more bad for children than playboy), and she has been hated and judged by Christians for century after century after century, when her kill count is far less than Gods, she doesn't want to become the monster Scripture predestines her to be in advance, and she isn't as jealous and narcissistic as he is.
So, in view of the Bible making God look like the worst monster and sadist that ever lived, perhaps a persecution of the people who push such a book, so full of bigotry, where the spoiled God with billions of worshippers, richer than anyone, sends prophets to threaten torture, even eternal torture, because a polytheist cherishes a Deity who is poor, less powerful, doesn't have as many friends, a Deity that isn't a bloodthirsty, sadistic, narcissistic, wrathful, is so terrible a crime to love them, that you deserve to die and burn in Hell, for not worshipping the biggest killer of people to ever exist, biggest causer of agony and misery, more proud than the Devil, which Scripture makes that very clear.
If pride is the fall of the Devil, why does the God who commits genocide against babies and pregnant women (because they don't worship him), get to be the most proud thing there ever was, the epitome of hypocrite, and never falls, murders everyone because people ate fruit he said not to eat, a crime they are innocent of.
If the Bible declares that is who God is, and to this day people stone women accused of adultery, because God ordered it, and there are countries and regimes that will not permit a house of prayer, that sanctions anything it feels is Idolatry, so many people are in agony because they feel their dead loved ones are tortured forever in Hell, I can see why a whore of Babylon and Beast, could actually persecute Christianity, the Bible, or Quran, out of charity, trying to end the suffering and bigotry those texts have caused (regardless of the many good verses) because the love speech can be extremely loving, but is mixed with a God so sadistic, that the hate speech in that book, about what God does to people he doesn't like (who make him jealous), is worse than Mein Kampf.
"So, being Jesus Christ, I told that wretched wench she wouldn't enter those gates, and go burn in Hell. Right before descending into Hell, before I could repent, her appearance of being a whore of Babylon vanished, she was my mother in disguise, and after I condemned her to Hell, the curse of Mary Kennedy turned me into a scarecrow.
Demons and people that rejected Jesus are beginning to look like Saints, and children of God, and the citizens of Heaven, including your own son, are beginning to look like objects without souls.
People that reject Jesus, I declared they have no life in them, and now these lifeless zombies are stealing identities of the Saints, creating a zombie Apocalypse that no one could have expected. It is stripping the Christians of even resembling homosapiens, or organisms with any life whatsoever.
But you will not believe that Mary isn't in Heaven, because she gave her heart, mind, soul, virtues, Immaculate conception, and graces, to every female who desires it, including non Christians, so you won't feel any lack of Mary, but the original copy is in Hell, and some how even God is unaware of this conspiracy, because you believe Judas is your son, the Messiah, and you don't even recognize the true Messiah, when He's right in front of you.
His Father responded, "Your ramblings and arguments of how a scarecrow meets the qualifications for a Messiah, is literally a straw man, the weakest of all arguments I have heard from someone claiming to be the Messiah.
Go tell the Jews you are the second coming of Christ that the world has been waiting for. You should run for Prime minister in Israel, like the burning bush that the fire never consumes, speaking to Moses, I suppose I could have use for a burning straw man who claims He's the King of the Jews, and send you charging into the west bank, on the front lines, with the Israeli defense force.
I like the straw Messiah claiming my son is Judas, and He is Jesus Christ. Sometimes, a false prophet or Liar, can be so stupid and ridiculous, even God has to appreciate the amusement factor, as being better than anything he ever came up with.
I will give you the grace to bench press as much weight as Samson. Samson was by far, the strongest man ever recorded, pushing over a structure with his bare hands, that killed more people, than all world trade center attacks combined.
If I could do it again, Samson would have been made of straw, with a long wig he doesn't get to cut for strength. Delilah doesn't make him lose his powers, because she wouldn't want to commit adultery with a scarecrow.
As Jesus is called "Son of David", you can be "Jesus, the Son of David Berkowitz". Kind David's most important Father, was the Prophet Samuel (son of Sam). David Berkowitz was Jewish on both sides, he is the Son of Sam, and he said he hears voices from a dog, commanding him to kill people he doesn't know, for no reason.
Now God is hearing a scarecrow tell him that Jesus kicked his mother out of Heaven, into Hell, because she was disguised as a whore, turned Jesus into a scarecrow, and Judas is Jesus Christ. Interesting that the guy that looks like Jesus, isn't telling me things ridiculous, that I have to conclude, you are simply an Angelic comedian, speaking through a scarecrow, to play a joke, pull a prank. So, thank you, but come up with something more useful, like, how I can go about using you to shock and entertain people, when a scarecrow straw man of the corn fields, is telling people he is the second coming of Christ, the return of the King.
So, God had him fulfill some of it though, and returned as John Kennedy, totally unaware of who he was, but when he got 666 votes in his Democratic convention, died of a fatal headwound, (like the beast of the Apocalypse), has a book written about him returning as that figure, (a Roman Caesar), after spending time in the belly of a whale like Jonah.
All he could do is sit in that wale for decades, with a wooden boy who believes he was a real boy, named Jacob, who stole the blessing from his Father Isaac Japedo, by lying and deception, so now he can't lie or his nose gets big.
He says one day he will be a real boy again, who grows up to be the Jake the Joker supervillain, for Scripture says he fought with God and won. Batman, God, blessed him repeatedly for crimes, changing his name to Israel, which means "contender with God".
JFK found he had visitors in the whale, like a talking Lion, who says he is the Lion of Judah, Messiah without a heart, because he is the Antichrist, the version of Jesus that is a false heartless Lion.
Scarecrow was Jesus Christ, the son of God.
Judas tunneled through the ceiling of hell like Ted Bundy's second escape from prison, only the curse of the dead Kennedys makes him have every appearance of being Jesus Christ, even enough to deceive his Father.
The Kennedy curse being the biggest epidemic infecting the world of the dead, so that they all become cursed children of JFK, the beast.
Judas Kennedy ascending to Heaven on the dead Kennedy Kamikaze (Divine Wind. The dead Kennedy Pentecost is a kamikaze, because the holy spirit descended on the Apostles at Pentecost as a Divine wind, tongues of fire, and Kamikaze means "Divine wind".)
The woman who rides the beast, stars in beauty and the beast, a kiss of true love, turns a monster into a handsome prince, and breaks the Kennedy curse, that turned King Solomon into a Tin man, trying to pick up some new wives and concubines, (because his other hundreds of wives and concubines say that he doesn't look like he is from the Middleast, certainly nothing resembling their husband. They got a restraining order, when he kept insisting that the man they believe is their husband, is actually Emperor Nero, whose name "Neron Caesar" = 666 , the most infamous persecutor of Christians, stole King Solomon's identity. The real Solomon is made of tin.
Jesus spoke of wise virgins with oil in their lamps, and the foolish virgins who didn't have oil in their lamps in the parable. They just needed an excuse to have the bridegroom send them away, because they spent their oil, oiling up a tin man who is so much more loveable than Jesus Christ or the Biblical God. Everyone wonders, what is it with chicks and the tin man. The new erotic Scripture "The song of Solomon", is about romance between the many wives and concubines of the tin man, and the campaign to get marriage between women and their tin man, legal sacramental matrimony.
Not through the gates, did Saint Judas and Ted Bundy, now the charitable Ted Kennedy, as different from the former Ted Bundy, as Saul the persecutor of Christians, was different than Paul, the Christian Extremist, despite inhabiting the same body.
They both ascend into Heaven not through the gates, nor did they try to hop over Trump's wall to keep out illegal immigration, but on Jacob's ladder, with a false identity of Judas being Jesus Christ, so that the scarecrow with the Kennedy curse, is Jesus Christ, telling the Father that the guy who looks identical to Jesus, is actually Judas, the person you think is the Virgin Mary, is actually the whore of Babylon, disguised like a Virgin with a false hymen, false immaculate conception, because the real Virgin Mary tried to enter Heaven disguised as the whore of Babylon, saying religious people were constantly criticizing people for how much Jesus hung out with sluts, whores (prostitutes), and he said such women were getting to Heaven ahead of the religious people of his time, (that knew their scripture), why is he leaving her out of the whores he likes to hang out with so much.
So, interesting, the New Testament says to love your enemies, and speaks so highly of women with impure passions, and yet an Angel calls a holy man to join the audience, to watch a naked prostitute get tortured to death as part of God's judgement, and eaten, then tortured for eternity (which if that scripture was a video, it would be S&M snuff, more bad for children than playboy), and she has been hated and judged by Christians for century after century after century, when her kill count is far less than Gods, she doesn't want to become the monster Scripture predestines her to be in advance, and she isn't as jealous and narcissistic as he is.
So, in view of the Bible making God look like the worst monster and sadist that ever lived, perhaps a persecution of the people who push such a book, so full of bigotry, where the spoiled God with billions of worshippers, richer than anyone, sends prophets to threaten torture, even eternal torture, because a polytheist cherishes a Deity who is poor, less powerful, doesn't have as many friends, a Deity that isn't a bloodthirsty, sadistic, narcissistic, wrathful, is so terrible a crime to love them, that you deserve to die and burn in Hell, for not worshipping the biggest killer of people to ever exist, biggest causer of agony and misery, more proud than the Devil, which Scripture makes that very clear.
If pride is the fall of the Devil, why does the God who commits genocide against babies and pregnant women (because they don't worship him), get to be the most proud thing there ever was, the epitome of hypocrite, and never falls, murders everyone because people ate fruit he said not to eat, a crime they are innocent of.
If the Bible declares that is who God is, and to this day people stone women accused of adultery, because God ordered it, and there are countries and regimes that will not permit a house of prayer, that sanctions anything it feels is Idolatry, so many people are in agony because they feel their dead loved ones are tortured forever in Hell, I can see why a whore of Babylon and Beast, could actually persecute Christianity, the Bible, or Quran, out of charity, trying to end the suffering and bigotry those texts have caused (regardless of the many good verses) because the love speech can be extremely loving, but is mixed with a God so sadistic, that the hate speech in that book, about what God does to people he doesn't like (who make him jealous), is worse than Mein Kampf.
"So, being Jesus Christ, I told that wretched wench she wouldn't enter those gates, and go burn in Hell. Right before descending into Hell, before I could repent, her appearance of being a whore of Babylon vanished, she was my mother in disguise, and after I condemned her to Hell, the curse of Mary Kennedy turned me into a scarecrow.
Demons and people that rejected Jesus are beginning to look like Saints, and children of God, and the citizens of Heaven, including your own son, are beginning to look like objects without souls.
People that reject Jesus, I declared they have no life in them, and now these lifeless zombies are stealing identities of the Saints, creating a zombie Apocalypse that no one could have expected. It is stripping the Christians of even resembling homosapiens, or organisms with any life whatsoever.
But you will not believe that Mary isn't in Heaven, because she gave her heart, mind, soul, virtues, Immaculate conception, and graces, to every female who desires it, including non Christians, so you won't feel any lack of Mary, but the original copy is in Hell, and some how even God is unaware of this conspiracy, because you believe Judas is your son, the Messiah, and you don't even recognize the true Messiah, when He's right in front of you.
His Father responded, "Your ramblings and arguments of how a scarecrow meets the qualifications for a Messiah, is literally a straw man, the weakest of all arguments I have heard from someone claiming to be the Messiah.
Go tell the Jews you are the second coming of Christ that the world has been waiting for. You should run for Prime minister in Israel, like the burning bush that the fire never consumes, speaking to Moses, I suppose I could have use for a burning straw man who claims He's the King of the Jews, and send you charging into the west bank, on the front lines, with the Israeli defense force.
I like the straw Messiah claiming my son is Judas, and He is Jesus Christ. Sometimes, a false prophet or Liar, can be so stupid and ridiculous, even God has to appreciate the amusement factor, as being better than anything he ever came up with.
I will give you the grace to bench press as much weight as Samson. Samson was by far, the strongest man ever recorded, pushing over a structure with his bare hands, that killed more people, than all world trade center attacks combined.
If I could do it again, Samson would have been made of straw, with a long wig he doesn't get to cut for strength. Delilah doesn't make him lose his powers, because she wouldn't want to commit adultery with a scarecrow.
As Jesus is called "Son of David", you can be "Jesus, the Son of David Berkowitz". Kind David's most important Father, was the Prophet Samuel (son of Sam). David Berkowitz was Jewish on both sides, he is the Son of Sam, and he said he hears voices from a dog, commanding him to kill people he doesn't know, for no reason.
Now God is hearing a scarecrow tell him that Jesus kicked his mother out of Heaven, into Hell, because she was disguised as a whore, turned Jesus into a scarecrow, and Judas is Jesus Christ. Interesting that the guy that looks like Jesus, isn't telling me things ridiculous, that I have to conclude, you are simply an Angelic comedian, speaking through a scarecrow, to play a joke, pull a prank. So, thank you, but come up with something more useful, like, how I can go about using you to shock and entertain people, when a scarecrow straw man of the corn fields, is telling people he is the second coming of Christ, the return of the King.
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